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Just take a seat bro
It's so much easier to aim in the dark and there's no risk of drops escaping
36 0 ReplyBest advice here.
13 0 ReplyBut then yo dick touch da wata
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Except when you have a boner. Your only option then is standing and using the trajectory method.
4 9 ReplyIn that case you have to lay facedown across the toilet so your feet are resting on the tank and your head is pointed towards the floor. It'll look like you're planking but really it's just piss physics.
9 0 ReplyPfft just stand on your head like normal.
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8 0 ReplyThen just lick your hand dry. Alternatively use the moisture to fix your hair.
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Negative, sit down and lean forward so you can tuck it inside the bowl.
8 1 ReplyThen it just sprays out under the seat, which also happens some of the time you don't have a boner. It's awful.
2 0 ReplyYeeeah... no thanks lol. I'm not using my dick as a squeegee for the bowl.
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you can also just calculate a perfect parabola and it will all work out just fine
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