When you don't appreciate my extremely long cat themed poetry
When you don't appreciate my extremely long cat themed poetry
Ode to Spot
Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature, An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature; Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.
I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations, A singular development of cat communications That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.
A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents; You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance. And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion, It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.
O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array. And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend, I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.
Funny thing: Data's cat was played by a different cat in every or almost every appearance. None of them looked remotely alike.
Thus, my fan theory is that in the course of his career Data actually had a series of cats, all of them named Spot.
Or maybe Data had many cats all at the same time, all named Spot, but only one at a time was ever on camera.