Many of you feel sorry for the bard. That's because you're crazy. It has no feelings, and the new player is much better.
Thanks i hate it.
I'd rather be crazy than replace things that work perfectly well...
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Thank you, that's quite thoughtful!
I actually think that this adds some much needed perspective missing from your otherwise comprehensive explanation.
"Oh come on guys I am sure the dragon's restraining order expired by now"
You know what combining DnD with kink in some way sounds fun
Extra immersion
I put on my wizard hat and robe
At some point the bard will get out and then they'll be 🎶 Coming out of my cage and I'm doing just fine... 🎶
I'm sorry, I'll see myself out
No. No you won't. Into the cage you go
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage...
You can't put us in horny jail! We live there, we have the keys!
Bonk !!
Bard Bonk
Bard: JOKES ON YOU I LOVE THE CAGE ITS MY FAVORITE PLACE!!
THEN WHY ARE YOU ASKING TO GET OUT ?!?!?
So that's what happened to this guy...
We know it's not real because a barbarian would never say "please".
email me, okay? freakincage.com
