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Don’t give them ideas.
Henry Stickmin, I hereby sentence you to death. You are to raise the money for the required medical procedure by slave work for the next 75 years.
I mean, they can't really force you to work in that case. Why wouldn't you just refuse to work? Or just hunger strike?
torture?
*Points at Geneva Conventions.
Only applies to prisoners of war.
Easy, declare your prison cell a country and then declare war on the country your in
New war incoming?
Insert the Bender laughing at Leela GIF here.
*Points at the Constitution.
Ah but it doesn't violate the conventions if we convince people it's not torture but rather medical treatment!
They can force you to work.
Slavery is still legal in the US as a punishment under the 14 amendment
Sounds like job security!
I get to work, for free?!
Henry Stickmin, I hereby sentence you to death.
Death by teleporter?
Just immediately buy a PS5 with death money.