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Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ @lemmy.dbzer0.com

MakerThe11 @lemm.ee

1y ago

And that's why you shouldn't pirate kids.

Im scared of the staplegunman

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Why would I pirate kids?
- I prefer to pirate adults
  
  Lenny pirate your butt
- you wouldn't download a child
  
  Oh Jesus no. I have enough of those.
- They have small hands, good for fitting into pockets. Turn them into little pickpockets.
  
  Not to mention they fit into crawl spaces so much easier than adults too. The possibilities are endless.
- And that's why you need punctuation kids.
  
  I do use those but, they keep putting commas in all the wrong places.
  
  Unless you want engagement! 90% of these comments are about the missing comma.
- I emphatically would NOT download a child.
- Can't even give them away
  
  And if you drive them blindfolded to another state and drop them off in the middle of nowhere, you go to jail. It's a no win scenario.
- Cause they cost too much to commit right away. If you dont like what you got, either you go through the hassle of trying to get a refund, or if you pirated it, you just get rid of it.

You wouldn't download a kid.
- You haven't tried carrying them out for 9 months and giving birth under devastating pain, have you?
  
  I wish.

I don't want kids, pirated or not.

I never knew that pirating kids was such a problem.

The kid from this video sadly took his own life last year. He will forever be a part of internet royalty for this legendary video!
RIP Brett
- F
- y he do dis

Could be misunderstood, here's a comma for you: " , "
- And that's why you shouldn't, pirate kids!
  
  That's why you, shouldn't pirate kids!

Pirated kids are never as good as the originals.

You wouldn't download a kid
- No they're free to take. Live on the street abandoned by the parents and country. Forced to exist against their will. Take one home, no one cares.
- Not a boring kid, but a pirate kid sounds fun.
- Yeah, not sure what I was expecting. Maybe a PSA about trafficking

Isn’t that just called kidnapping?
- .

I illegally downloaded this video to my PeerTube instance. The guy is gonna come kick down my door, any minute now.
- Careful he gonna scream at you with eldritch language

Kid-voice-144p.mp3.exe
- Ȳ̷͉o̶̮̓u̸̗͘ ̶͉̏k̸͖̑ṇ̵͘ò̸͚ẁ̷̲ ̷͚͑i̸͂͜t̷̖̓'̸͙́s̴̡̅ ̸͖̈́ì̸̩l̷̮̉l̵̞͑ë̶̡́g̴̬̒ä̶̖l̸̹̔ ̷̫͂t̸̯̒o̷̅ͅ ̸̣̌d̵̹͗o̸͎̾ẇ̵̖n̸͎͋l̶̼̋ơ̵̫ā̸͈d̵̞̈́ ̵͇̈c̶̅ͅǫ̴̒p̸͍̆y̷͙̎r̸̮͠i̶͔͋g̷̜̍ȟ̴̯ẗ̷͓́ê̶͉d̶̖̎ ̴̖̃m̴͈̔ǘ̸̠s̴͎̾í̶͙c̴͙̎

Don't people buy kids off the black market anymore? You gotta support your local black market!

All the comments are just pure gold.

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The production value is better than GOT season 7

but orlando bloom needs a first mate

“staplegunmans” are definitely my personal worst nightmare as well

I'm not quite convinced that dude has any police credentials

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