Why would I pirate kids?
110 1 ReplyI prefer to pirate adults
30 0 ReplyLenny pirate your butt
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you wouldn't download a child
23 0 ReplyOh Jesus no. I have enough of those.
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They have small hands, good for fitting into pockets. Turn them into little pickpockets.
23 0 ReplyNot to mention they fit into crawl spaces so much easier than adults too. The possibilities are endless.
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And that's why you need punctuation kids.
20 0 ReplyI do use those but, they keep putting commas in all the wrong places.
5 0 ReplyUnless you want engagement! 90% of these comments are about the missing comma.
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I emphatically would NOT download a child.
14 0 ReplyCan't even give them away
8 0 ReplyAnd if you drive them blindfolded to another state and drop them off in the middle of nowhere, you go to jail. It's a no win scenario.
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Cause they cost too much to commit right away. If you dont like what you got, either you go through the hassle of trying to get a refund, or if you pirated it, you just get rid of it.
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You wouldn't download a kid.
46 0 ReplyYou haven't tried carrying them out for 9 months and giving birth under devastating pain, have you?
8 0 ReplyI wish.
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I don't want kids, pirated or not.
38 0 ReplyI never knew that pirating kids was such a problem.
29 0 ReplyIt actually is, but let's not go there. It's a depressing subject.
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The kid from this video sadly took his own life last year. He will forever be a part of internet royalty for this legendary video!
RIP Brett
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Could be misunderstood, here's a comma for you: " , "
20 0 ReplyAnd that's why you shouldn't, pirate kids!
9 0 ReplyThat's why you, shouldn't pirate kids!
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Pirated kids are never as good as the originals.
17 0 ReplyYou wouldn't download a kid
13 0 ReplyNo they're free to take. Live on the street abandoned by the parents and country. Forced to exist against their will. Take one home, no one cares.
5 1 ReplyNot a boring kid, but a pirate kid sounds fun.
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2 0 ReplyYeah, not sure what I was expecting. Maybe a PSA about trafficking
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Isn’t that just called kidnapping?
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I illegally downloaded this video to my PeerTube instance. The guy is gonna come kick down my door, any minute now.
10 0 ReplyCareful he gonna scream at you with eldritch language
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Kid-voice-144p.mp3.exe
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Don't people buy kids off the black market anymore? You gotta support your local black market!
8 0 ReplyAll the comments are just pure gold.
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4 0 Reply“staplegunmans” are definitely my personal worst nightmare as well
4 0 ReplyI'm not quite convinced that dude has any police credentials
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