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Why would I pirate kids?
110 1 ReplyI prefer to pirate adults
30 0 ReplyLenny pirate your butt
7 6 ReplyGimme yur booty
5 0 ReplyI mean treasure ya know
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They have small hands, good for fitting into pockets. Turn them into little pickpockets.
23 0 ReplyNot to mention they fit into crawl spaces so much easier than adults too. The possibilities are endless.
9 0 ReplyMy chimney has never been swept
Because of child labor laws? Or because i dont have a chimney.
You decide
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you wouldn't download a child
23 0 ReplyOh Jesus no. I have enough of those.
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And that's why you need punctuation kids.
20 0 ReplyI do use those but, they keep putting commas in all the wrong places.
5 0 ReplyUnless you want engagement! 90% of these comments are about the missing comma.
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I emphatically would NOT download a child.
14 0 ReplyCan't even give them away
8 0 ReplyAnd if you drive them blindfolded to another state and drop them off in the middle of nowhere, you go to jail. It's a no win scenario.
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Cause they cost too much to commit right away. If you dont like what you got, either you go through the hassle of trying to get a refund, or if you pirated it, you just get rid of it.
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