Pervert Cancer

I'm guessing their dog happened to get cancer shortly before a human loved one did and we're seeing what happens when you mix deep depression with honest stupidity.

...just simple farmers; people of the land; the common clay of the new West...
- You know, morons.

The prevalence of bumper stickers on cars correlates with mental illness.

Naw, a bunch of stickers of bands, states visited, funny shit, or 4wd trails is cool. (Like ok maybe they have ADHD like me or something). A bunch of political bumper stickers is someone who probably needs to ignore the news for a while.
But custom applied lettering forming unhinged screeds is, more likely than not, a condemnation of the government's failure to provide readily accessible treatment for mental illness.
Not always, though.
https://i.imgflip.com/87k1ze.jpg
- Tacky but still good.
This explains a lot about my soon to be ex wife. Her van is almost completely covered in them
- Why does she do it, has she given a reason or anything?
Idiocy, not illness

I will never understand the impulse to plaster your car with your life philosophy. Obviously this is another level, but even the stick figure families or whatever are kind of weird. Some of it is sensitive information that you're just shouting out into the world.

For example, there's this person I see around my town whose license plate is "2HOUSES". So you're advertising to potential thieves that you're rich enough to afford 2 houses and that you're definitely not currently at either of them. Incredibly stupid just for the vanity of it, but you're also and just making a target of yourself.

Lead poisoning I'm guessing, or a mental illness.
- Those aren't mutually exclusive
My plate isn't 2 HOUSES, it's 2 HO USES.
- You need a sturdier ho then, sir!
- I can think of a lot more than 2
Dexter gave us a good reason as well.

Analog aneurysm, nice catch

Anadog aneurysm
- Analdog aneurysm. It's all starting to make sense

This is some "infowarrior rides" type shit.

PERVERT NO DOGS

CANCER IN

HOUSE

CANCER DOG GET 10 TIMES MORE CHANCE THAN

SILVERADO YOU AN ME

What possesses people to write this sort of shit on their cars.

He probably lost someone too early and needed something to blame.
- I wasn't expecting insight and perspective at this hour. I like it.
Mental illness
- Grief/Trauma can be expressed in multiple forms. Don’t be so quick to judge.

I just wanna know how they misspelled nose but not tongue.

They googled tongue, but not nose, pervert, etc.
You'll see shit like "industrialization" right next to something like "thu"... Ain't nobody googling how to spell the easy stuff...
- It's only after reading your comment that I understood they had meant something different than "pervert".
Tung
Noise*
I don’t think they did, they just left some space between no and se. You can see through the glass behind it.
- Nah, zoom in. The "i" in "NOiSE" is the same as the "i" in "WiHT" and "THEiR"

it really makes you think

Does disabled parking include mentally disabled?

Free parking with 100 or more insane stickers! Order now!
High in demand is the new "honk Jesus honk Jesus Jesus" 2023 edition.
- Oh my god I remember that too

In all fairness to them, dogs do have themselves a type of transmissible cancer known as CTVT (or TVT), but last I knew it's not transmissible to humans, and it would be very difficult for it to become so.

Of all the diseases you could worry about getting from your dog, cancer is not one of them.

Believe it or not, they are a top ranking scientist. /S

Why trust an expert when you can trust the back window of truck of a guy who can't spell prevent or nose correctly
- Off topic, but nice profile pic... Tim.
  Not much happening now, but I've created !hellointernet@feddit.uk just in case.
They did their own research so they must be an expert.

90% certain "pervert cancer" is just a standard dutch curse

Someone should let them know cancer isn't contagious.

Some types of dog cancer are contagious.
- is spread by tumor cells getting passed from dog to dog
  Indeed, but no mention of dog-to-human transmission.
  There's also the infamous Tasmanian Devil facial tumour disease. It is also transmissible, mainly because a population bottleneck has reduced the genetic diversity of Tasmanian Devils to the point where their immune systems have trouble telling each other's cells apart.
- Thats interesting, I had no idea that was a thing. Just goes to show that the most well understood theory could have exceptions.

Fun fact: there is a dog cancer STI.