This was removed elsewhere for speaking truth to power. Will Hexbear ride to the occasion?
This was removed elsewhere for speaking truth to power. Will Hexbear ride to the occasion?
If you want to know who controls you, bida ka ben to nama non rawtui da criticize (eg. Illumination’s Minions)
Imagine downloading a Minions game for your kid and then dying because of it
Imagine dying while a little yellow corn demon makes siren sounds
And they say we don't live in hell
60 0 ReplyThis is not a real thing that happened. But the fact that it’s believable says a lot about Minions.
66 0 ReplyIt's totally real; it happened to my uncle who works at Nintendo and used to bring home all the new new Zelda games to play-test before they were released.
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29 0 ReplyPretty sure Xploshi runs that account too lol
18 0 ReplyMore like about USA
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This is a lot like that one time they found real living minions in the Chernobyl zone but then the KGB saw and they killed everybody who knew because they wanted to keep the minions secret
41 0 ReplyI read about that in a creepy pasta once
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Minions have repeatedly denied henching for Hitler. Clearly, they have investigated themselves and found no wrongdoing.
36 0 ReplyThis is the funniest part of the minions movie to me. In Minion cannon, they're all literally frozen from 1812-1968. They literally just freeze the minions for a hundred years to avoid acknowledging that the minions definitely would have been Nazis in WW2.
16 0 ReplyThe minions were free before 1812 though, so clearly the minions helped Christopher Columbus slaughter the Taino
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holodomor? more like holodominion
34 0 ReplyTheir evil knows no bounds, for they continue even today as da minionists, following their cult of Christian da Minionism.
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Minions did 9/11 (they admit to it via their app’s easter egg)
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minion death cult
27 0 Replymarg bar minions
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"Alexa, call the police!!!!"
:: Sting's sick ass bassline starts playing ::
"Roooooooooxaane...."
24 0 ReplyIt's a pretty good joke in "Us" someone is getting murdered and calls for Alexa to call the police and it plays NWA's Fuck The Police
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burgerpunk 2013
21 0 Replyno fucking way did this lead to 14k deaths. right?
14 0 ReplyIt did. It says it right there.
19 0 Replyi failed to consider that. thank you, ryan gosling
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Yeah, it’s fake. Just like the decency of all Minions.
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13 0 ReplyNot if the people who program the operating systems have done their jobs correctly
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as a death to america fan, I can't complain
12 0 Replyover 14,000 deaths across the US
I'm sorry, but this seems unlikely.
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