[Legendary: Success] — The weight of a world is lifted off of a dozen others. In Vietnam, in Bangladesh, in Timor, in Cambodia, in Chile, in Cyprus; the undercurrent breathes a collective sigh. One more piece is off of the board. The empire is running out of material.

— τελειωτικό χτύπημα.

— What happens now?

— For you, Detective? Or the world?

— For the world.

— Nothing.

[Hard: Success] — An old man who did his damage is dead. His spirit is gone, but the mark will remain. Him being gone solves nothing.

— And for me?

— For you? You celebrate.

Alright, shut down the site. Mission accomplished. It's been a slice

Where were you when Kissinger died?

I was high as a kite watching Buster Keaton movies.

Meanwhile on lemmy.world

Cowards

Mods will patrol upvote history like they do with transphobic comments. Anyone who doesn't upvote this post will be banned.

What a difference a day makes.

Anthony Bourdain — 'Once you've been to Cambodia, you'll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands

THE SOCIALIST REPUBLIC OF VIETNAM AND THE LAO PEOPLE’S DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC HAVE OUTLIVED HENRY KISSINGER

Reuniting with my former /r/ChapoTrapHouse brethren to celebrate the occasion

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Fuck him for not doing it sooner. POS to the end.

UlyssesT takes a break and then Kissinger dies immediately.... What does it all mean?

The only bad news is that this didn't happen half a century ago. ( 🦀 still )

JIMMY CARTER WINS!

Damn I was literally falling asleep and now I'm cranked up like a hog blitzed on speed

Kissinger's wikipedia article is a battlefield rn, the end of the first paragraph about an hour ago read "He is currently burning in hell for his war crimes." :crab-party:

I now know how the Irish felt when the queen died. RIP BOZO

DING DONG THE WAR CRIMINAL IS GONE.

OH HAPPY DAY 🪅

WHY DID I HAVE TO FIND OUT RIGHT BEFORE BED

No matter how you feel in your life right now, remember this: you are alive and Henry Kissinger is dead.

Can someone ask what Kissinger thinks about this? Oh wait you can't he's fuckin' dead lmao

o7 to Asticky on Wikipedia

I’m now forever the girl who changed “is” to “was” on Henry Kissinger’s Wikipedia article

There are three possible outcomes. An Assad victory. A Sunni victory. Or an outcome in which the various nationalities agree to co-exist together but in more or less autonomous regions, so that they can’t oppress each other. That’s the outcome I would prefer to see. But that’s not the popular view. [...] I’m all in favour of getting rid of Assad

Along with Thọ, Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize on December 10, 1973, for their work in negotiating the ceasefires contained in the Paris Peace Accords on "Ending the War and Restoring Peace in Vietnam", signed the previous January. According to Irwin Abrams, this prize was the most controversial to date. For the first time in the history of the Peace Prize, two members left the Nobel Committee in protest. Thọ rejected the award, telling Kissinger that peace had not been restored in South Vietnam. Kissinger wrote to the Nobel Committee that he accepted the award "with humility", and "donated the entire proceeds to the children of American servicemembers killed or missing in action in Indochina". After the Fall of Saigon in 1975, Kissinger attempted to return the award.

This is such a goddamn funny paragraph

SATAN is👹⚔️ workin overtime 💪💪to make a new level of hell 🪚⚒🪚cause 🎉🎉💀HENRY PISSinger☠️ has FINALLY FUCKIN DIED🪦🪦🎉🎉!! u may know this proPIGandist🐽🐽 by his greatest hits: BOMBINGS 💣, GENOCIDES 👎😡😢, MILITARY💂 COUPS💥, and other 🚔🚔CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY🏴‍☠️!! but DID U KNOW 🧠❓he was also someone hillary clinton 👵🏻 considered a close personal friend😘👯‍♀️🆒!! he devoted his life to DICKlaring 🍆🍆war 🚫AGAINST 🚫 the CUMMIES💦💂💦 and other unremovedtitutional 🍑🦪🦪🍑things and ppl called him a hero🤔🤷😡👎‼️⁉️ today we pour one out 🍻🥂🍾 for one of the WORST PEOPLE🤢👿🤢 to ever do it‼️ so SPREAD ↔️THOSE LEGS 💃💃 like ur the freedom 🗽🗽of infWHOREmation 📚📜📚act && send this to 2️⃣1️⃣ people u want to give u their TRICKY DICK 👁👅👁. GET5️⃣ BACK, you’ll give someone a déTENTe ⛺️🪵 IN THEIR PANTS get 🔟 back and you’ll be getting realpoliDICKED 🤤🤤🍆🍆DOWN with that MISSILE TREATY😏🚀🚀😏 tonight‼️

you may cum, but don't get used to it.

Are we able to fly the flag at twice staff?

air vent to keep the piss bubbly

https://nitter.se/yugopnik/status/1730151500683378963#m

isn't even doing the "celebrating someone's death is never ok" pinned comment shit. All the top comments are good too. Somehow the thread isn't locked.

Alright folks... we got our one good thing for the year.

Kissinger Memorandum: “To Isolate the Palestinians”

Now it is very easy for a group like this to try to say that American and Israeli interests are identical. But this is not exactly so and I think it is wrong for the Jewish community in the United States to get fixed on that concept. The United States has an interest in the survival of Israel. But we, of course, have an interest in the 130 million Arabs that sit athwart the world’s oil supplies.

what if the United States doesn't have a need for the oil anymore?

If you want an overview of some of his crimes:

Henry Kissinger, Top US Diplomat Responsible For Millions Of Deaths, Dies At 100 — The Intercept

Henry Kissinger, War Criminal Beloved by America’s Ruling Class, Finally Dies — Rolling Stone

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And the world gains another gender neutral bathroom

I feel like a dog that finally caught its own tail, like, I should've prepared something for this occasion.
I can only hope others planned ahead where I didn't. Looking forward to some cream of the crop RIP Bozo content

PRESS "S" TO SPRAY DISRESPECTS

Wake up, Kissinger is still dead. Fuckin love y'all ♥️

LET’S

FUCKING

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I WAS HERE

Wakes up

Kissinger is fucking dead

MRW

:crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party: :die-motherfucker: :crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party:

Holy shit what a way to wrap up November rest in piss asshole.

NEW PUBLIC BATHROOM JUST DROPPED

What's worse is he died fully insulated from the damage he wrought on the world. Its not fair.

The way I see it, Kissinger loved people dying. In a way, this was his lifelong dream.

🦀

My partner is taking credit for this because and I quote, "I did say he would die this week"

He just died? Wow. I didn't know that, I just uhh... you're telling me now for the first time. He led a disgusting life. What else can you say? He was a disgusting man, whether you disagree or not, he was a disgusting man who led a disgusting life. I'm actually happy to hear that, I am happy to hear that. Thank you very much.

He died from not nutting for to loong during No-Nut-November. Never stop nutting.

A second plane has hit Henry Kissinger

Briefly coming out of my self-imposed exile to say rest in piss you fucking ghoul, burn in hell forever

LETS FUCKING GOOO

Good one, almost got me. Wait, this isn't in c/fakenews? You're gonna get banned

What…it's true? That motherfucker's finally gone!

If you do the math.,This is like infinite 9/11s for him.

I saw a tweet that was 8 minutes old...

Henry Kissinger died

And I thought to myself as went to google "I am the world's dumbest man. I'm googling that and it won't— Holy mother of fuck! It is true!"

Let's fucking gooooooo

Thursday.

Damn it.

First Thatcher and now this decrepit Nazi.

Why can't these fuckers die on the weekend so I can have a proper piss up with my mates in celebration?

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kissingers going to be dead tomorrow too its gonna be a great couple days

Ulysses did Kissinger

ROT IN HELLL YOUU PIECEE OF SHIIITTT

PLS MR DEVIL GIVE HIM ETERNAL TORTURE, LET HIS SOUL BURN FOR ALL OF ETERNITY

p i s s i n g e r

new bathroom just open

weren't chomsky and kissinger blood/life bound in that they will continue to live forever until one kills the other?

DID CHOMSKY FINALLY KILL HIM??????

This will be the all time highest upvoted post on Hexbear until the day Communism is implemented.

ROT IN PISS

My wife says that I seem happier than the day that we got married

Go give your wife a hug

Holy shit! After all these decades Tom Lehrer finally managed to destroy his phylactery.

Only the good die young

All the evil seem to live forever

Iy's a beautiful sunny morning and kissinger is still dead

Best news to nap to

I'd post crabs but Kissinger won and the article makes that clear. Made it to 100 years old to die at home in his own bed surrounded by family. Still had his mind and was in decent health for his age. This was his final fuck-you to all that is decent and just in the world.

I have the flu and I needed this.

Christmas keeps coming sooner and sooner

we have to rename this emote now

Lmao I hope his wife is suffering rn. I read the other day she wasn't charged after assaulting a woman at an airport after the woman called her husband a pedophile

'Nancy lunged at me and grabbed me by the throat,' Mrs. Kaplan said. 'Then she pushed her face close to mine and said, 'Do you want to get slugged.''

Holy shit y'all are fast

FINALLY.

About goddamn time. Better late than never (I mean fucking obviously, I just wish it had been decades or even a century sooner).

I hope he died knowing that the empire he spent his life orchestrating atrocities for is also spiraling the drain.

🦀

all x 1000.

FUUUUCK WHY DID THIS HAPPEN WHILE I WAS SLEEPING

anyways,

Horrible - no corkscrew found in sight to celebrate with wine

oh fuck it's real!

It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the death of Henry Kissenger

Hell just gained another demon

the fact that he died exactly at 100 makes it feel like he exhausted some kind of default time limit

in any case :crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party:

came out to a friend yesterday and kissinger croaked shortly afterwards

HENRY KISSINGER??? MORE LIKE HENRY KISSING DIRT!!!!!!!!

That's really fuckin tragic, just a true shame that he was allowed to live to the venerable age of one hundred. RIP to millions of dead southeast Asians. The wicked lich of the west deserved to fuckin, get stung to death by a hive of fire ants, or eaten alive by a hippopotamus, or maybe trip and fall over one of those Honeywell cluster mines that he loved so much. Not die peacefully in his own home. Nonetheless.

___>

Oh shit, I have muscular dystrophy and both my lungs collapsed this year and yet I outlived a blood-sucking demon! Get fucked neo-liberals!

Like 10 seconds after I heard the news I jumped into my car and went to go get a bottle of Champagne lol. I've said like a decade now that this is exactly what I'd do. Cheers comrades 🥂🥳🎉

What you thinking about babe?

I was kinda hoping he would live to see the end of israel and ukraine but I suppose in his last moments he knew that everything he had worked for was going to expire soon.

Wake up at 5am, make coffee, sit at pc, open hexbear, "Kissinger is dead", crack beer.

Also.... who do we use for "XYZ died before Kissinger"? I was gonna suggest Powell, but then I got another happy reminder.

Hasan is interviewing the author of the Rolling Stone article tomorrow

Kissinger dies pretty much right when I beat Elden Ring.

ENEMY SLAIN

Getting one of those tacky Calvin pissing car stickers and a custom Kissenger sticker.

kissenger dying really made my day

it finally happened

rot in piss

Came with the plague gone with the plague.

May hell be real

This post has to hit 1.4k upbears in honor of post 52

https://hexbear.net/post/52

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

11/29/2023

KISSINGER IS FUCKIN DEAD

Seriously boss? Henry Kissinger died today and I'm supposed to just "do data entry"?

http://ishenrykissingerdead.com/

I hope all his loved ones and admirers see us celebrating

Munger then Kissinger, the joke is these usually come in threes so who's next? Jimmy Carter is a pretty good candidate, his wife of 77 years just died (couples that old and having been together so long tend to die close together) and he looked like a corpse at her funeral and he managed to beat Kissinger so he doesn't have much reason left to live except maybe seeing the Guinea worm eradicated.

WILL

NOT

BE

MISSED

finally, the post to top all others has arrived

Nice news to wake up to

MODS PIN THIS THREAD

Kissinger's death day caused site logins to jump up by 40% if we get the juche necromancers we can weaponise killing Kissinger over and over and over again to grow the site infinitely.

YYYYEEEEESSSSSSS

Who wants to join me for the group pissing on his grave?

Kissinger being escorted to his cell in Hell while all the other souls yell "let me at him" from all around him like it's Rorschach going to jail.

This breakfast the tea will be sweeter and the bread will be crunchier

Such a travesty that he got to live to 100, but he's finally dead

HE'S FUCKING DEAD

I am posting in this thread just so that I can say that I did.

Carry on.

Truly a tragedy that he lived so long

Hes fired 😤

Where were you when pissinger tried to suck his own dick and snapped his spine?

I was playing halo with my partner. We convened an emergency discord hangout with our friends to celebrate. Might gather together tonight and watch doctor strange love to commemerate.

Holy smokes thank you Kissinger I now have motivation to finish my essay

My comrades...it is a glorious day long coming. I know it's bitter sweet given he lived to be a fucking hundred but I am so fucking proud and happy to be here with you all experiencing a world where Henry Kissinger is a fucking corpse. You're all fucking beautiful and I'm actually crying right now. Pouring out a glass of wine for all of you fine folk. Let's celebrate!!!

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.

-Tom Lehrer (outlived Kissinger)

went out and got a big stout to celebrate fam

we drinking that 12%er, feliz jueves

Someone must attend his funeral and blast this song from a boom box John Cusack style during the procession

@kissinger@hexbear.net not here to see this day with us

I visited the Wikipedia article on Henry Kissinger, and I noticed this sentence:

In contrast, Kissinger is an immensely beloved figure within China, with China News Service describing him in his obituary as someone "who had a sharp vision and a thorough understanding of world affairs".[11][12]

What's the deal with that?

I'm giving you all the day off work tomorrow. If your boss gives you any shit tell them that Capitalism's Horchata is broken and now we can beat them with the wizard broom until and they can't stop us.

Logging in to say:

rest in piss
fuck you Henry

Thanks!

aw man I can't believe I slept through his death

Great way to start a day

Best way to wake up is finding out this fucker is dead

Who won the death tontine?

At last Hell has reclaimed one of its greatest arch-devils.

I was here

Damn it feelsngood to wake up to this news

Hell yeah

Finally it's not a fake or a bit

And just like that, the world got a little bit better

Rest in piss bozo

One of the last things he did was tell Germany they have too many immigrants.

Eat shit in hell bozo.

100 years too late, but rest in piss nevertheless.

the maoist uprising against the landlords was the largest and most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, and led to almost totally-equal redistribution of land among the peasantry

ABOUT FUCKING TIME

Surprised CNN isn't wall to wall coverage over this, in any case lmao good.

Merry Kissmas everyone

@CARCOSA@hexbear.net this post must stay pinned until we beat the upvote number of post 52, per cummunist's demands. https://hexbear.net/post/52

The post that announces the death of Henry Alfred Kissinger better overtake this one as the most upvoted post.

It's not over. They still have to destroy his phylactery or he'll respawn in 2d4 days.

now Bush.

rot bitch

He just died? Wow. I didn’t know that. You are telling me now for the first time. He led an amazing life. What else can you say? Whether you agreed or not, he was an amazing woman who led an amazing life. I am actually sad to hear that. I am sad to hear that.

IM SO FUCKSIN DRUNK OVER THE NEWS

Beat me to the post

The only response from my group chat was: "But isn’t it kind of hard to be jubilant when the bad guy lived to 100? We should all hope to be so lucky."

and I wasn't going to touch myself today.

folks!!!!!

AASAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAQAAAAAAAAASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I RAN TO MY COMPUTrE!!!!!!!!!!

It finally happened, today is a good day

At long last. I was here.

I found out and immediately came to celebrate with y’all

Vaxxed?? 👁️

Posting in a legendary post

HEY DJ

Just know I'm going to have the day after Kissinger's death blues tomorrow. It never quite lives up to expectations.

The npr sub is filled with libs realizing how shitty npr is as they talk glowingly of Kissinger

I was here

PISSINGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

we got him

someone needs to update kissinger's tvtropes page

Piss on his corpse! Piss on his grave!

WHO MUST GO?

Inb4 libs going "bro, how can you be happy that someone died like that bro? I know he wasn't an angel but he was still human like all of us bro! You're being really problematic right now!"

I did not expect this so late at night! FUCK YES. :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party:

RIP BOZO #PACKWATCH

Finally, a world without Kissinger. Beautiful.

I'm gonna cum

where were you wen henry kissinger die

i was at work looking at train twitter when i see tweet that say "henry kissinger is kill"

no

The best part about this is that there won't be anymore troll posts preemptively proclaiming it.

Didn't happen soon enough, good riddance.

Goddamn. I wish it had been yesterday if only cause it was at a bar and I 1000% would have done the damn "Next round is on me everyone!!!"

Finally!

The world just lost another Hulkamaniac

Hahahahah hahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha ahahahahahhaha Hahahahahah hahahahahahahahha

lol lmao do mcconnell next

A 100 years too long

Imagine dying on Square Dance Day.

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He just died?

Logging my post in a historic thread

About damn time, evil fuck was too old I was beginning to wonder if he was an immortal demon sent direct from hell to further torment us now I know just skip out the immortal part.

Kissinger's Puppets a portuguese Anti-Kissinger song from Zeca Afonso

It happened... Something good finally happened.

Oh shit what a good day.

Here are some free crabs for all who need them. Any combination will do.

🦀

ROT IN HELL

All it took was @UlyssesT@hexbear.net retiring

(Gonna miss your posts, was trying to figure out what to write in the other thread, saw this one, thought surely OP is getting banned...)

Damn. Finally.

I cant believe kissinger is a board member of Theranos imagine being an evil "genius" who gets scammed by female Steve Jobs

I'm still fuckin smiling

What a day, what a lovely day!

Typing on a phone, so pretend I posted a ton of crab.

LETS FUCKING GO

RIPBOZO

It's a good day to post a crab

I’m an old millennial bordering on gen X, so I am celebrating by drinking and listening to “Ants Marching” on repeat. It’s a festive song to me…

aleluya!

Smoking on that Kissinger pack tonight

rest in piss. Should have happened decades ago

GOOD

Gonna drink to celebrate hell yea

HEXBEAR NATIONAL DAY OF CELEBRATION

So glad I'm here for this one.

ULYSSES WAS THE PHYLACTERY ALL ALONG

This is the end of the chapo ark. Let's pack up.

lock the post at 666 comments

edIt: fuck y'all you saw the number

Not me furiously searching "Henry kissinger assad" so I can post that the Lion of Damascus has done it agian

Ohhhhhhhh baby let's fucking gooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

You guys aren't going to believe this, but I called it. I felt it in the winds a few weeks ago that Kissinger would die before the year was out, and the winds told me the truth. Not the exact date mind you, and he was bound to die eventually, but still.

YES FUCK YES AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES GLORIOUS YES GO TO HELL YOU FUCKING DECREPIT GHOUL

Dr. Henry Kissinger, a respected American scholar and statesman [respected by whom?]

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Every person I know texted and messaged me I am so glad that's the energy I give out

Rest in piss

🎧🦀🎚🎛

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

Party in cytube, y’all

https://live.hexbear.net/c/movies

BETTER LATE THAN NEVER YOU FUCK'IN ROTTING DEMON!

Eat shit in hell, we're partying tonight!

Democrats are clearly trying to win our votes but you can't cancel out doing a genocide by killing another genocide-enjoyer.

crack a beer or whatever other celebratory beverage you choose. i hope your dying moments were miserable PISS BITCH!

Straight to hell, do not pass go, do not collect 200

@Civility@hexbear.net is gonna have a stroke

Hell yea.

RIP to my chances of winning the tontine.

Have fun in hell loser.

YATTA

This is great news to wake up to

we gottem

I declare victory ✌️

When did the old fucker croak?

Can't miss this occasion to wish him a very rest in piss

Leaving a comment to commemorate this fateful day

LETS FUCKING GO

🦀

Oh my god it happened 🎉

Posting in an all time classic thread

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