Need to update the meme

Nah, take the W for the moment

To be fair, it would have been more of a W if Kissinger had died a long time ago. This is more like a really late consolation prize.
Though the same could be said of Trump, he has a lot more potential years (possibly even decades) of havoc to wreak. I guess, like our constant companion, Death, I'll have to take what I can get.
- Trump isn't nearly a healthy as Kissinger was. Give him 10, tops

Death comes in threes.

Charlie Munger, Henry Kissinger...

I'm very excited to see who our third strike is.

Rupert Murdoch would be nice.
C'mon grandma!
- Really want that inheritance, huh?
Trump. Even as a non American I feel sorry for you if he gets elected again.
- Imagine the conspiracy theories the crazies would cook up! As another non American I think they would be fun.
- I wouldn't be surprised if it'd be the last free election in the US if Trump gets elected again
Margaret Thatcher?
- Again?

Kissinger, the Forrest Gump of war crimes.

My mama always said life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what country’s sovereignty you’re gonna violate.

Holy shit! This is how I just found out that bastard finally died! WOOHOO! 🎉

I remember seeing this meme many times over the years with the caption of "Is Kissinger even in this thing!?" I guess he was! He still lived entirely too long, though.

I don't know what the rules are on whether or not we can say things like "I hope he fucking suffered!" or similar, sooooo, I guess I won't say anything like that.

aw c'mon, This cartoon is pretending that mortality can only strike one person at a time.

No that's when death plays the coin pushers at the arcade.

God I hope Trump doesn't live to a 100

The worst of us always live the longest.
People say "if there's a god then why do these people live forever consequence free?"
I actually think it's proof of a god. If you read the Bible he's an absolute monster, a real piece of shit. That tracks with the worst of us getting the longest lives lol
- The worst of us always live the longest.
  Jimmy Carter is 99. Granted the guy's in hospice care, but still, almost 100.
- Yeah, but my sweet old grandma made it well into her 90s, so I'll stick to there not being a god. The biblical god would have smitted her down long ago.

A win is a win

I hope Putin is in there too.

We're all in there, but we're not all prizes for death. Sometimes we're just a mood ring.

Change it to getting a win

I thought death would be happy with this roll of the dice. I thought he had been after Kissinger or McConnell for years now.