A classic. So many questions arise from this simple text+image post:
- Is this person's child named really "Strairdrac The Netherwatcher"?
- Is Strairdrac even human?
- Why does Strairdrac want to teach crabs how to read?
- Why is it considered forbidden knowledge?
- What other knowledge is forbidden?
We will never have all the answers. Still, the questions are themselves a sort of answer.
I get the "haha" of this particular search getting reported on...but I think that this sort of surveillance is definitely stepping into creepy territory that will end up doing more harm than good.
There were definitely web searches I performed about topics back when I was younger that I would never want my parents to know. When you live in an oppressive household where you are taught never to think outside of the box or be anything your parents don't want you to be, having the internet available is supposed to be a path to liberation.
If they want to set up filters that block certain results, fine. But tattling is just unethical, especially if the child does not know their search history is being monitored by their parents.
Stolen (fair use) from https://rustacean.net
Dudes remove that spyware from your Networks omg
I should hope so. You want the crabs taking over?
I had less problems with my childs long before internet
Forbidden knowledge. Oooh.
Too late.
CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE!
"Straidrac The Netherwatcher" is quite a curios kind
Literally 1984
Is this a joke about rust?
computer spyware taught me not to trust computers, my parents, or corporations
it also taught me how to format drives and reinstall operating systemsForbidden knowledge......???? WTF is that description
They're planning something... BEWARE.
Can't let them read, or they will rave
LoL
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