American Psychological Association Announces “Feeling Like Dying But Not Really Suicidal” New Baseline For Normal Mental Health
American Psychological Association Announces “Feeling Like Dying But Not Really Suicidal” New Baseline For Normal Mental Health

American Psychological Association Announces “Feeling Like Dying But Not Really Suicidal” New Baseline For Normal Mental Health

dammit i ate the onion, because that sounds real
I was like "OMG! They finally understand how I feel!"
The best satire borrows heavily from reality.
The best satire is reality.
Fuck. I did too.
my solution is to make rice and veggies
It is very real but journalism hasn't quite evolved to state facts yet. They're still at the gaslighting stage of making us think our unhappiness is the result of our own poor choices and shortcomings, and that everyone else is happy except for us.
ok
shuddup unless you want me to help
you are very perceptive
Yeah Onion hasn't been doing much satire recently. Just real news