Troubleshooting checklist:
- DNS
- Fuck if I know
57 0 ReplyIt’s always DNS
18 0 ReplyA haiku about DNS
It’s not DNS There’s no way it’s DNS It was DNS
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Or as I’ve discovered recently while troubleshooting local infrastructure, the ARP table. Essentially the DNS of IP addressing
6 0 ReplyRestarting a server or booting a new instance has been my solution for years.
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Honestly I get more angry when it's my own site because then I have to fix it :P
33 0 ReplyOn the contrary I get less angry when it's my own site because I usually have at least some idea of what could have gone wrong
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22 0 ReplyPeople: "Please get this thing to work, my work/life depends on it!"
Me: "There are people whose work/life depend on my jank code/website?"16 0 ReplyTheir life depends on it until it’s lunchtime. Then it doesn’t matter anymore. But woe to you if it’s not fixed when they’re back!
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“Don’t these guys have a test suite⁈”
14 0 ReplyIt's me. Hi. I'm the problem, it's me.
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Is that a fancy word for prod?
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Frontend developer: Listen I make pretty websites. This is a backend problem
13 0 ReplyBackend developer: the buttons disappear only on smaller screens - looks like a frontend problem.
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If you work somewhere that actually makes money it's very much like the first.
6 0 ReplyCan confirm. Sauce: Posting from my instance, it was down yesterday.
4 0 ReplySo I wanna a report on performance.
Sir this is one endpoint with no batch capabilities of which I have no access to change. There is no “performance”
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