The way this is written out really irks me.

be kind to the poor pfc, he's paying by the week for seven years for that shitbox.

I would pass the guy and then let him know he was passed by a queer in a fiesta. You know he'd just hate that.

I've heard that people who drive a Dodge Ram are most likely to have a DUI on their record.

For real. Might have changed since then though.

Serious "you will address me by my husband's rank" energy here

Any soldier of worth I’ve ever known, …any true soldier, wouldn’t advertise their profession as such.

Wannabe.

Nothing more.

There used to be a community for this on the website that shall not be named. “Don’t Dead Open Inside” I think?

I bet it's financed ar 29.9%

The fuck is a hemi?

Don't dead open inside

You just By A Driving

Got

Passed Soldier A Hemi

Ares

Apparently one who isn't literate either.

Imagine being a soldier and still having something to prove on the freeway

People who treat driving as some kind of competition should have their license permanently revoked.

You, just by a driving, got passed. Soldier, a hemi!!

I'm speeding, I kill people for the government, and my engine has hemispherical combustion chambers!

Wow, he's got TWO things to base his whole personality on. What a complex, nuanced existence he must lead. 🙄

These kinda folks look the best when they crawl away unharmed from the twisted pile of useless scrap that used to be that truck

What’s hilarious is they know it annoys you. This kind of driver lives to take up space in your life. They’d build a giant statue belching fire and yelling “REMEMBER ME” in your backyard if they could.

It's more of a crappy design than mildly infuriating

Gotta love this guy making soldiering and being a dickhead his public identity.

obligatory: "you just got by a driving passed soldier a hemi"

the sort of man who names his car, and puts the name on the car, and feels the need to include quotes, because in writing as in all areas of life, he doesn't know what he's doing, though he'd have a sad little testosterone fit if you told him so. it's the real meaning of the word removed

Dont dead open inside

you just by a driving got passed soldier a hemi!!!

Don't on tread me

Round here we call this “micro-penis syndrome”, the urge to tell everyone that this is how they are compensating for possessing what they believe to be tiny penis.

Somebody come get your private.

You just got passed by a soldier in debt up to his eyeballs.

You just got passed by a man with a small penis.

Pardon my ignorance but is driving a Hemi a "good" thing or a "bad" thing and thus an insult to be passed by?

Yeah, we keep missing recruitment goals. This is what happens when you have to take what you can get. ><

His mother must be so proud

What is the point of that?

All I see is "my wife has a cricket"

Why is he so obsessed with God Of War 2005?

Many veterans suffer from traumatic brain injury. It's not nice to make fun of them. Tho' it is just a little amusing.

Am I having a stroke? Did someone just turn words into a bioweapon?

Swear to god, you could set the collective IQ of texas on fire and wouldnt be able to warm a tuff-shed in october

Of course it’s Texas.

"you just waited patiently at a traffic signal behind a soldier driving a Hemi !!!"

"You just merged onto the freeway behind a soldier driving a Hemi !!!"

"You just momentarily shared a roundabout with a soldier driving a hemi !!!"

"You just got served coffee at a drive through after a soldier driving a Hemi !!!"

"If you happen to be a soldier driving a hemi, that means a soldier driving a hemi is driving behind a soldier driving a hemi !!!"

I wonder if this guy served?

I'm sensing high levels of Big Douchebag Energy

Also, most everyone missed OP's gripe lol. No worries, brah! "Don't dead open inside," I hear ya.

YOU JUST BY A DRIVING GOT PASSED SOLDIER A HEMI!!!

You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, motherfucker!

Are's?

My wish for him 🖕🖕🖕🖕

They can't even spell arse.

You just by a driving got passed soldier a Hemi!!!

If you think about It Its because you can open the rear window and the text is still readable

You, sir, just got by a driving.

Could've saved them the window space by just writing "inbred"

Nothing more boot than a Texan soldier driving a dumb truck.

Ignoring the content of the words, they probably spaced it out like that so they could still see out the rear view mirror.

'Murica

'Murica. We got them brains!

What an immensely gay fucking thing to plaster on your window.