Worms prepare for the crucifixion of the holy worm son circa 0 b.w.c.
Your feeble attempts to start a fire have attracted the ire and distain of the local worms.
Roll initiative!
We learned the secrets of firemaking from helpful friendly earthworms.
Worms are centrists and loooove debating in the marketplace of ideas. You can lure them out with a makeshift political compass.
For some reason most of them turn out to be fascists though.
My two sticks bring all the worms to the yard, damn right its better than slugs, damn right its better than bugs
This is how we mine for the spice.
Tremors prequel
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
For he IS the Kwisatz Haderach!
Worm Jesus is about to be crucified.
How-To: Teach Worms About Christianity for fun and Profit!
Running sticks together creates subterranean earth WiFi, which earthworms love.
Rub without rhythm, and you won't attract the worms.
Worms rush to the surface in anticipation of a tiny Jesus corpse.
Thats the 5g signals summoning the microchip worms
Crosses when mounted* in the ground allows christ to communicate with worms and summon christmas.
*the horizontal cross must be aligned perfectly parallel with the surface of the earth.
You think rubbing sticks starts a fire, but in reality it's the worms that start the fire with their Annelid Magick.
Walk without a rhytm, and you won't attract the worm!
worms are attracted to jesus being crucified
Figure 8(a):
The worms are summoned to protect their creator from being exorcised. In this depiction, you can see the exorcism waves being emitted from the cross.
Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people.
Wooden cross in uterus attract sperm (but only if you have green pubes).
Recruiting for the next Tremors film has begun.
Thumper prototype obviously
If you try to light the Earth on fire, the worms that live in it will come stop you.
jesus uses a christian forcefield to stop snakes
How prangent is formed.
In three days, Earthworm Jim was resurrected, more powerful than ever.
Adjust garlic-infused crossed stake until sharp end is directly above the heart of a vampiric earthworm, then thrust.
How to introduce religion to a new civilazation
How to convert worms to Christianity
Would you still love Jesus if he were a worm
It's showing how to start a ground fire.
Summon worms for your Tom Waits cover song by playing the Earth like a bass.
It's worm morse code, "my parents aren't home today"
Underground marionettes?
How to clear out any excess debris in your leach field!
How to start your car.
Stephen King's latest novel, "Worm Semetary"
If you do this, the system will bug out and an explosion will happen underground which makes worms and other animals blast out.
Sustainable exorcism using rainforest certified materials only
To exorcise parasites from the earth, ram a cross into the ground and
magicgodly waves will drive then outTremors plot origin.
"We're trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty"
It's a new and ingenious method to cure constipation
How to repel vampiric wyrms.
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
Whacking Day
Guide to playing Silkbind Shockwave HH in MonHun Rise.
Earth Worm Concert
Revolutionary tapeworm treatment
Worms hate ground wifi
If you bow without rhythm you won't attract the worm.
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