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Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

nifty @lemmy.world

1y ago

Literally a virus

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Efficient shapes are efficient, okay?
- Get outta here with your ditry logic!

The defensive comments are hilarious. Hitting a little too close to home, pathogens? lol
- Literally Morpheus getting facepunchpilled by Agent Smith.

Dude so many of you are just fucking incapable of seeing it as a joke, it's supposed to make you chuckle, not go "well actshually". This isn't a legitimate argument, this isn't something scientific article, just fucking chuckle or don't, ffs
- Well Ackshualllyy it's spelled ackchewallheee
  
  Thanks for clarificiticashin
- just fucking chuckle or don't
  Then...what would be the point of the comment section? People know it's a mediocre joke, so there's really not much else to discuss. Without the discussion, why even visit Lemmy at all? I dont get why you would be sour about people drawing inferences and discussing them. You saw the joke and apparently you don't think there's anything else to discuss. Okay. So why are you even here?
- You don’t get to point out flaws in human superiority then hide behind “just a joke bro”.
  Take your xenophilic ass on the next rocket ship up, species traitor!
  Terra Eterna!

Almost as if certain shapes used less material and were stronger
- Next you'll tell me Trees and Rivers share a similar structure because water flows efficiently in specific ways.

Wait until OP discovers where the idea for airplanes came from.
- Birds?
  
  Can't be. Birds aren't real
  
  The idea of birds came from airplanes

Well yeah, they look the same because they solve the same problem. How to transport stuff safely from A to B.

humanity is a disease, Mr Anderson. And I am the cure.

Ah, the famous satellite “half of a Saturn V rocket”. You donkey
- Are you new to shitposting? Because I am, make a how-to.

Earth is developing a fever as we start shedding viruses.

"You spread like a disease!"
- Jeez. You must be an old fart to know that classic 😁
  
  Wait how old before you're an old fart vs just normal old? I watched this movie when I was a kid. I'm just going into my 30s I need to know...
  
  Yes, very much so.

jaden smith ass post
- Nah man, this is fucking gold! It's novel, very shit-postey, cynical and doesn't rely on recent it established trends (oil / beans etc).
  This is top tier in my book!

ah yes: basic shapes found almost everywhere, and thing with legs on its base because its landing on something. The connection is clear

matrix vibes

This is actually huge if true 🤔😯
- Not really, it just proves the shapes we chose were effective.
  
  It was just a joke, lol. "Big if true" is a common ironic phrase

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