Then you realize that you died somewhere between steps 2 & 3.
86 0 ReplyI once saw him down six chained spicy Italian glizzies without breaking eye contact. Anon’s got this.
31 0 ReplyRemovedy?
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Silverbacks are adult male gorillas, not adolescents. I'm beginning to doubt that anon has thought this through at all!
70 0 ReplyHis plan is completely bananas.
45 0 ReplyIf anyone tells him that, he'll likely go completely apeshit
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No because this is
classicaloperant conditioning not Pavlovian.Edit: Corrected for my stupid response while exhausted.
44 4 ReplyPavlovian conditioning IS classical conditioning: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classical_conditioning
26 0 ReplyI think its like every pavlovian is a classical but not every classical is a pavlovian.
15 0 ReplyThis is what happens when I'm posting while exhausted. It's not Pavlovian/classical, it's operant conditioning.
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Because a raging silverback gorilla that can bench two tons just isn't enough - it needs to be a swole silverback for it to count.
Some guys really have self-confidence issues.
No wonder even his made up girlfriend dumped him.
31 1 ReplyThere's no such thing as an adolescent silverback. A silverback is a fully mature dominant male. They don't gain the silver coloration until they are mature, so the entire premise is a contradiction in terms.
31 4 ReplyOut of all the arguments that could've been made you chose the dumbest.
Silverback is a species. Whether or not it has the silver back is irrelevant. It would still be an adolescent silverback even without a silver back.
8 23 ReplyI didn't know so I googled it, you're wrong. The species is Mountain Gorilla. Silverbacks are mature male troop leaders:
https://virunga.org/wildlife/primates/mountain-gorillas/silverback-gorilla/
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gorilla
The Wikipedia article makes exactly one reference to silverbacks, again referring to the leader of the troop. Do the world a favor, check yourself before you talk shit.
25 2 ReplyWell, at least you are confidently wrong. I have a kind of weird grudging respect for the confidently incorrect bozo, like yourself.
At least there's entertainment value in it, right?
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According to the foundation’s website, the growing problem affects one in every 29 million Americans, and one in every 80 Congolese.
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21 1 Reply"After all, the gorilla is still in their basement"
lmao
9 0 ReplyOK, I you got me until I checked the source
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Couldn't anon oh i don't know get ripped himself ? Or is their ex a gorrila too cause that would explain why anon need a gorrilla for fight
25 0 ReplyReading through the green text
What kind of deranged experiment is- Oh. ........Oh.
20 0 ReplyIf you're going for bulk and rage, you're forgetting the copious amount of steroids...
16 0 ReplyUsing Makima's face for the post was the cherry on the cake.
11 1 ReplySo much effort... Just deliver to her adult male chimp after 3 weeks in solitary confinement.
9 0 ReplyDid anon have a workout buddy and this is about cheating?
6 0 ReplyI swear I've seen this in Family Guy
2 0 ReplyOr you could buy gorilla feed from the zoo and mpmd's gorilla mind and gorilla mode. Then after your transformation is complete you take drugs and kill your ex girlfriend.
2 0 ReplyThis was funny until it became misogynistic, I guess
7 12 ReplyHow? It could be a woman with a woman as an ex, nothing in the post suggests gender.
Methinks projection from you, friend
23 0 ReplyWe are talking about 4chan here, but you are more right than wrong.
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