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12mo ago

Anon goes ape

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Then you realize that you died somewhere between steps 2 & 3.
- I once saw him down six chained spicy Italian glizzies without breaking eye contact. Anon’s got this.
  
  Removedy?

Silverbacks are adult male gorillas, not adolescents. I'm beginning to doubt that anon has thought this through at all!
- His plan is completely bananas.
  
  If anyone tells him that, he'll likely go completely apeshit

No because this is ~~classical~~ operant conditioning not Pavlovian.
Edit: Corrected for my stupid response while exhausted.
- Pavlovian conditioning IS classical conditioning: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classical_conditioning
  
  I think its like every pavlovian is a classical but not every classical is a pavlovian.
  
  This is what happens when I'm posting while exhausted. It's not Pavlovian/classical, it's operant conditioning.

Because a raging silverback gorilla that can bench two tons just isn't enough - it needs to be a swole silverback for it to count.
Some guys really have self-confidence issues.
No wonder even his made up girlfriend dumped him.

There's no such thing as an adolescent silverback. A silverback is a fully mature dominant male. They don't gain the silver coloration until they are mature, so the entire premise is a contradiction in terms.
- Out of all the arguments that could've been made you chose the dumbest.
  Silverback is a species. Whether or not it has the silver back is irrelevant. It would still be an adolescent silverback even without a silver back.
  
  I didn't know so I googled it, you're wrong. The species is Mountain Gorilla. Silverbacks are mature male troop leaders:
  https://virunga.org/wildlife/primates/mountain-gorillas/silverback-gorilla/
  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gorilla
  The Wikipedia article makes exactly one reference to silverbacks, again referring to the leader of the troop. Do the world a favor, check yourself before you talk shit.
  
  Well, at least you are confidently wrong. I have a kind of weird grudging respect for the confidently incorrect bozo, like yourself.
  At least there's entertainment value in it, right?

Man Dies After Secret Four-Year Battle With Gorilla
- According to the foundation’s website, the growing problem affects one in every 29 million Americans, and one in every 80 Congolese.
  💀
- "After all, the gorilla is still in their basement"
  lmao
- OK, I you got me until I checked the source

Couldn't anon oh i don't know get ripped himself ? Or is their ex a gorrila too cause that would explain why anon need a gorrilla for fight

Reading through the green text
What kind of deranged experiment is- Oh. ........Oh.

If you're going for bulk and rage, you're forgetting the copious amount of steroids...

Using Makima's face for the post was the cherry on the cake.

So much effort... Just deliver to her adult male chimp after 3 weeks in solitary confinement.

Did anon have a workout buddy and this is about cheating?

I swear I've seen this in Family Guy

Or you could buy gorilla feed from the zoo and mpmd's gorilla mind and gorilla mode. Then after your transformation is complete you take drugs and kill your ex girlfriend.

This was funny until it became misogynistic, I guess
- How? It could be a woman with a woman as an ex, nothing in the post suggests gender.
  Methinks projection from you, friend
  
  We are talking about 4chan here, but you are more right than wrong.

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