This makes no sense.
A: the banana would not stay upright.
B: Why would a mouse sit in sticky gloopy banana?
C: A mouse would not go kayaking in a banana, even less so using a floatation safety vest and a paddle.
D: WTF?!?!
I'm sorry do you have a PHD in Bananology?
Sometimes I wish we had awards for content like this
Actually I do.
Source: I ate a banana once.
Don’t knock sitting without pants in a banana until you’ve tried it!
You produce a large-enough banana and I’ll jump right in.
A: the banana would not stay upright.
You don't know that. For all you know, the ends of the banana are hollowed out and the middle has ballast in the bottom.
epic