I forgot about those big computer tower hot boxes in computer desks. Good times.
Unfathomably disappointed that the caption doesn't say masturbation station.
I prefer the term Masturbatorium or Wanktorium in British English.
Masturstation
okay but that desk is 1980s.
that flat screen computer monitor tells me that whoever owns that desk has not been upgrading his furniture to keep up with the changing times.
Why upgrade if they still like the desk? I guess the computer itself is behind the closet door on the right, and ventilation probably isn't great in there. And the niche for the monitor might be a bit too small for a 27" or even a 24" screen, but removing the top shelves and adding a couple of vent screens for ventilation would solve those issues.
That tower hutch suggests '90s, really.
No, people bought them for cheap in the '80s because they must have been mass produced because I'm pretty sure everyone had one including our family, and still had them in the '90s.
A perfect arena for hand-to-gland combat.
First of all, why would you put something with fans inside your desk?
Second of all, you guys didn't use CRTs back then?
Wow, that looks almost exactly like my desk design wise. Only difference is the design of the 2 drawers hinge and the leg area has an overhang to put your feet up.
You mean your masturbation center?
Being obsessive about cleanliness, I simply couldn’t do it there. 😕
Don't come in here! I'm....uh...checking my bank statement!
Do you look the drawers directly in their smiling faces while you do it?
This is so very close lol
What does the updated version look like?
Two monitors and a lot more RGB, also the cheapest desk Amazon/IKEA had.
Don't forget that Walmart's in the IKEA college furniture business now too
