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Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world nifty @lemmy.world 8 mo. ago

PSA: if you’re memeing, you could be working out

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Really? Me? With boobs and all?
- Yes, but there’s no promise they’ll be any better than the boobs you already have.
  
  Aw geez
  
  How can they not be better than no boobs
- The boobies add weight for an effective workout.
- You could have them if you try
  
  This skin suit ain't gonna sew itself
- New gender goals just dropped.
  
  Holy hell
- And shitting on the floor!
I'm actually in bed and farting, thank you very much. One part of me is getting a work out at least.
- How long do you fart ?
  
  As long as required
Instructions unclear, shit smeared on wall
I'd rather be on the actual toilet instead of shitting my pants on an imaginary toilet.
- Sir, for the 5th time you didn't have to shit your pants.
  
  Who says I had to?
If I exercise, I won't be able to rest my phone on my gut.
Is sitting against a wall exercising?

Edit: yes, yes it is. Ive just found a new lazy way to work out.
- Well it might be called a wall "sit", but if you're doing it right then it's a pretty good core workout and you probably won't be able to do it for long
Don– Don't sit on the toilet rim... That's just... nasty. :{
Either way, I'm gonna be shitting.
I shit in a bowl. not on the wall!
You ain't have to call me out like that
Feels good to be seen.
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