While it's commonly believed that Dan Crenshaw wears an eye patch because he lost one eye to an IED in Afghanistan, it's much more likely he uses it to adapt more easily to changing lighting conditions when going below deck.
He is waaAy too establishment to be a pirate.
Aye sea what you did there...
Is he gay? I kind of always assumed he was since most extreme conservatives are just in the closet doms.
You don't have to be gay to be dominant
Guys like this are the kind of guys that end up shooting kids out of fear.
"an improvised explosive device" is admittedly a pretty fun thing to call "jerking off into my own face and hitting myself in the eye and being too self-conscious about it to go to medical until it got infected"
IRL anime protagonist
You know what? Send him, see what happens
Worst case scenario, we lose an armchair warrior.
Best case scenario? He joins isis and weakens their ranks.
I still cant believe Pete Davidson had to apologize to this guy on SNL.
i thought fuckface lost his eye after it got fucked out of his eye socket.
The brave, brave mujahideen
Every narcissist thinks they're different. They only makes themselves more similar to each other than normal people would be.
Fuck Dan Crenshaw
You know that Hasan guy had quite a different story on how this fella lost his eye.
They're not like the other girls
skill issue
is this the original? Is this where “rip to _ but I’m different” comes from?
Built different, blow up different
Look! Another murderer who lost an eye!
holy shit
Oh, Twitter cunt with an engorged ego from 3000 years ago, I hope you're suffering now. RIP to you but your not different
