The Onion @midwest.social ZeroCool @slrpnk.net 4 mo. ago

Alabama Supreme Court Rules That Frozen Burritos Are Children

www.theonion.com Alabama Supreme Court Rules That Frozen Burritos Are Children

MONTGOMERY, AL—In a case aimed at preserving what plaintiffs described as the sanctity of reheatable Tex-Mex fare, Alabama’s Supreme Court issued a ruling Tuesday in which it asserted that frozen burritos are children. “With this decision, the court finds that frozen burritos—be they beef, bean and ...

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Took me way too long to realize that headline was from The Onion.
- That's fucking concerning. I almost fell for it too. A feel years ago it would clearly be a joke and now it's like we're laughing in pain.
- I started thinking if chicken eggs were in a burrito. It's an embryo! Illegal!
Makes sense.
After you eat a couple you gotta drop the kids off at the pool.
- I never heard of pooping being called that
  
  You’ve never taken the Browns to the Super Bowl ?
  
  Neither had a colleague of mine, evidently. A client called and he confidently informed them that I was dropping the kids off at the pool.
  
  He legit thought that I’d left work to take the kids swimming.
Life begins at the tortilla stage
- Don’t be ridiculous. A tortilla only has the potential to become a burrito. It doesn’t even have any fillings.
  
  Minimum viable burrito? Tortilla plus sour cream?
  
  I know you’ve eaten a dry tortilla. Who are you trying to deceive?
Feels like The Onion is on their game today, between this and the Trump $399 furry tail.
Get in my belly...
My country has no sourcream. We need a revolution.

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