Why are .world libs so anti-fun?

Leftists really should embrace monster trucks. I've been saying this for awhile.

I once had this idea to crowd source buying this giant Lenin head and mounting it to a monster truck frame:

Would be even cooler if you added custom laser eyes and flames shooting out of his nose or something.

Eh, it's all aesthetics.

"Slamming a cold one into the capital", monster trucks, and the "dudes will see this image and say hell yeah" type of dudebro humor is really just one degree away from early 2000's "epic bacon" style comedy. If you're guy and don't like these things, you pretty much just politely get told you're gay because even innocuous forms of masculinity demand compliance.

On the other hand, calling it "redneck shit" is just naked classism. While I also don't find a truck with big wheels to be rad, arguing about it is just a platform to be condescending.

I don't even know why I wrote this out. I was gonna stop reading after I saw "look, he's probably fascist, BUT..."

In my personal experience, at least some of the performative masculinity dude bros are actually pretty okay because they just want people to have fun and they cant conceive that people have fun in ways different to theirs.
On the other hand, fun police libs almost always come from a place of wanting to wield a modicum of perceived power over others and are fucking insufferable to be around.

In my communist utopia, the only cars that still exist outside of necessary work functions are monster trucks. If I can't watch truckasaurus eat a smaller car, what's even the point?

Actualizing the total extinction of cars via Truckasaurus

Compare liberal hatred for poor Republicans to wealthy Republicans. It's clearly classism. Flimsy support for pseudo-progressive causes is just what they use to convince themselves of their superiority over the poors.
- They look at it as charity with strings attached
They do try to classify them as inferior. They call them inbred
- We could start a redneck-is-an-ethnicity movement and watch absolute chaos unfold.
Lots of shit rednecks do isn’t reactionary inherently but is actually fun as hell, and liberals just have a cultural and class aversion to it. Guns, horses, getting drunk at a trashy party, farming - there’s nothing inherently rightwing about any of that but Liberals certainly act like there is

oh lol iirc that guy actually got banned from like half a dozen instances and even from shitjustworks for posting multiple extremely transphobic rants

Edit:

Mfw transphobic scratched libs pretend to care about trans rights so that they can justify being genocide joe fanboys

They must have been really bad, because in my experience most instances don't care about banning transphobes. Not a shocker that he's still posting on .world, because they definitely don't care over there.

I went to a monster truck rally with my kids and it was better than any ballgame I've ever been to hands down

Old lady neighbor got free Monster Jam tickets and gave them to my family when I was a second grader. One of the best memories I have from my childhood. I was obsessed with the Yankees, but Monster Jam was way better than watching the Yankees play
I went to a demolition derby with my dad once, I came home smelling of beer cuz some drunk guy in a track suit carrying a 4 cup carrier spilled half a print of Miller on me. Great time!
Also why isn't Figure 8 racing more popular?

Dudes will see a truck with giant tires and say "hell yeah"

And tbh why not? Dudes rock, lemmy.world libs do not!

Fireball isn't for all night, it's for starting the night.

It's just fun

I hate normal daily car commuters much more than I hate midnight street racers. Monster trucks very rarely kill pedestrians.

- Fuck, it's been years since I've been to a monster truck rally. The massive noise'd probably do me in these days, sadly.
Monster trucks are cool. F-350 super duties with a lift kit and obnoxious mods are anything but cool.

if one in ten US reps isn't regularly plastered on the house floor, i'd be very surprised

- Obama ruined all of his relationships being addicted to coke, I'd assume it stayed up in the white house

The only fun you're allowed to have under liberalism is going to see Hamilton and then having brunch after!

Even Liberal entertainment is becoming much less fun. The point of Hamilton isn’t sincere enjoyment but a sort of self-flagellation and moralizing didactic lesson telling hour. It’s a Liberal ritual to rekindle the Civic Religion in their hearts with a new “cool” version of the founding slavers

I would take the biggest shit on Nancy Pelosis desk

Fireball is the most basic white girl alcohol possible. You want to impress me? Slam gin, tequila, or absinthe in a federal office. If not for how much sugar's ramrodded into that synthetic cinnamon 'whiskey' shit, I could replace my water canteen with it.

- im drinking the pumpkin spice whiskey and you cant stop me
Okay but what about boofing fireball with squee and the boys?
- ...Well. Can't unsee that. Best to just suppress it!
But it tastes like candy. I like candy :(
- it tastes like cinnamon candy, the yuckiest kind
- It tastes like anti-freeze is what it tastes like

Same thing with guns. Big boom is bad ass suck off me

My monkey brain gets happy when I throw shit and hit something, and gets excited at loud noises. There is simply a best way to throw shit and hit stuff far away, and get a nice loud noise to go along with it.

Flying Squid is a fucking turbolib, ignore them. I've seen them before, they only have haughty libshit to say.

Flying squid is terminally online to the extent that I worry about their health. Look at how many comments they have and how long they're account has existed. I am concerned

They're ultralib like absurdly vehemently liberal

Monster trucks are pretty rad in a vacuum. I'm also not going to hate on Fireball, but I'd rather have good whisky if the option is available. Even so, a bad whisky is still nice, while the same can't be said of vodka or beer.

abolish trucks

As long as we do it by feeding them all to Robosaurus I'm down.