I don’t get it.
God dammit
I think I'll handle my constipation myself thank you, don't get me wrong I'd love to be there but scat is a limit yk
Constipation. Right...that's definitely why I bought it. Yep. Totally.
Can’t have prostrate cancer without a prostate.
Shoutout to my XY brothers and sisters, get checked if you were born before 2004
What if you self-check 3 times a week?
You could fight constipation with um..... Eating more veggies and drinking more water.
I did not have arse whisk on my bingo card today
Removing your blockage at 15000RPM
Arse-whisk now has a permanent place in my vocabulary. 👍
That's my new nickname for my mustache
Definitely have had some rough bathroom experiences where ivhave considered something similar, but more like a pipe brush instead of a whisk going at 12'000 rpm
I thought that was the purpose of the toilet brush?
This is actually how hippopotamuses work
I might be thinking of hippopotamii
Yeah, they don't seem to have such problems.
As the "poor pumper society" on youtube would call it, the "Crust Buster".
Make a poop smoothie.
If you have diarrhoea just mix in some egg whites and you'll have fluffy shit
