Teacher: Welcome to school children, today we will be learning how to do...
Kid: our taxes??
Teacher: no, we're gonna learn outdated modes of counting beans and how to summon Jesus
41 3 Replyhow to summon Jesus
That could be pretty useful if it worked.
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cultmegachurch said all I have to do is fork over 15-20% of my income and Believe for a Miracle™.9 0 ReplySummon jesus on top of your enemies to crush them
3 0 ReplyIt totally works, but only for his godly part, which is for all intents and purposes completely imperceptible.
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Fucking fitted sheets! That's the real issue. Just give up, ball them up, toss'em in there somewhere. They're stretch anyways so it's fine if they're balled up!
13 0 ReplyFolding a fitted sheet is surprisingly easy once you know how. There's even some mildly helpful WikiHow articles on socialising.
13 0 Replythat's how I do it, but I never get that first rectangle. it still comes out looking okayyy but not nice like the flat sheets.
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I know! It's crazy how many parents forget to give their kids their copies of that book!
9 0 ReplyIt's crazier to know about the number of parents that didn't even have a copy for themselves.
9 0 ReplyYes! Never discovered ND-parents:
'this is normal, everyone is like this, encountered problems are definitely because of something else unrelated to [insert neurotype]'
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that's why I pulled a pro-gamer move and joined the military. y'all over there trying to figure out how to do your taxes, and I'm over here tax-free on disability 🧠
4 0 ReplyIf I got that book I'd avoid reading it on purpose just to see how far I get.
4 0 ReplyWe get a book on life?
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