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Blood-Covered Mark Zuckerberg Informed That Murder He Just Committed Was Not In Metaverse

www.theonion.com Blood-Covered Mark Zuckerberg Informed That Murder He Just Committed Was Not In Metaverse

MENLO PARK, CA—As he argued that he of all people should know the difference between the real and virtual worlds, a blood-covered Mark Zuckerberg was reportedly informed Friday that the murder he had just committed was not in the metaverse. “Yeah, right, there’s no way that guy I just killed was rea...

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Zuck 100% has some sort of virtual rape/murder dungeon. His real avatar is probably some kind of lizard.
- I feel like he's too boring for that.
  
  That's just the mask he wears in public.
- Hey, unregistered psykers aren't allowed on the Internet!
  
  Stop spilling state secrets! Now we're going to have to get Zuck a new disguise!
- Hey now, don’t kink shame
On an unrelated note, he's running for president.
- he's not old enough to matter. maybe in 30 years

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