One time I was in bed, when suddenly the smelliest cat butthole a foot away from my face just straight up assaulted my nose.
Now I'm so thankful whenever I hear that slep slep slep in the middle of the night, and I can sleep peacefully without dreaming of any cat buttholes.
I've trained my cat to clean his backside off the bed. He'll wash himself until he gets to that bit and then jumps off the bed and continues.
I find a cat washing himself very relaxing somehow.
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Urgh, i had a girlfriend with an old basset type dog who would neurotically lick his paw until it was red and raw on top. So at night, slurp... slurp... slurp... slurp... slurp...
I'm sure I'll get canceled for this, but I broke my dog of this habit by just smacking her whenever she started. Nothing that would hurt or cause a bruise, but if she's doing that (or humping a pillow, or any other stuff like that) I'd give her a light smack and she'd stop. She also has her own pillow that she's allowed to suckle when she gets overstimulated, so she has some outlet, just one I approve of. After a few months she mostly stopped with the neurotic licking.
Buy a fan
I had great success with construction/shooting range ear muffs. Great for noisy hotels, also.
I've got used to it, but my wife once got actually mad and couldn't sleep because of it hahahah
Listen, real talk. Doesn't matter how you identify, you're just jealous because you can't also lick your own genitals.
It's overrated.
you envy, homes
Da hell? My cat licking itself while sitting on me while i try to fall asleep is the most soothing thing ever
Yeah, because your pet is a cat. I bet you never had a betta fish before.
A cat grooming is generally low key and reserved. A dog licking is slurpo, slurp, slurp, scklacky slurp, slurp...
Ok, that makes sense
Here in Australia I think it's known as glopping.
That’s my first time seeing this word and I already can hear what it sounds like.
*themselves
Animals ain’t objects.
amen
