What I imagine when I read "Systemd is too big"

[Image description: Tall woman with a systemd logo on her hat looking down scornfully at a small penguin. Second panel is that same penguin looking back up, in an imitation of a "Pepe the frog" meme.]

I don't know why I'm so inspired by making memes about the Systemd controversy, it's not like I have a strong opinion on it myself... All the distros I've tried so far had it, the controversy was mostly an old thing already when I learnt what Linux was and I only read about it recently; but I enjoy the drama. I've started reading the blog posts "escape from Systemd" started here and continued thereby a guy who's creating an alternative called "dinit", I might try it someday if I switch to Artix or something else that supports it, but I just configured my Arch and I don't have time to go back to coonfing yet.