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Looks like I found my spirit animal.
On one hand, giant penis. On the other hand, never gets to have penetrative sex. Quite the spirit animal.
The human sphincter can stretch to 7 inches in diameter. A raccoon can squeeze into 4 inches. You do the math and draw your own conclusions.
This is not where I expected the night to go...
Look, if a raccoon can get down my esophagus to the sphincter, he's welcome to the acid bath.
That's not how he's getting in.
With other bats* 👀
Touché
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