“Everyone loves hiking”
Lie detected
Clearly you've not been on tinder any time in the last 10 years. If tinder profiles are correct, literally everyone looooves hiking
In fairness, hiking is a great first date. Shared goal, nice scenery, and you can just talk about what you read about the length, difficulty, view of the hike if you're flailing for smalltalk
Then you hike, and you can point out what you see or ask random philosophical questions with time to think in silence without it being weird
And then, you spend some time seeing a nice view, maybe have a small picnic, and by the time you get back you already know each other without the awkward "interview" stage of a first date
If tinder wasn't a cesspool at this point, I'd probably have it in my profile
Wouldn't say I love it, but I don't mind hiking, trees and mountains are cool. I also live in a part of new england where it's basically just trees mountains and hills so any sort of walking around turns into a hike
Yeah hiking is okay. But I like to exercise. People who like to exercise are in a huge minority.
merrily wabbajacking everything in the forest
I am, by far, the last person on earth who should ever hold the wabbajack
There are far too many people out there in desperate need of a good wabbajacking!
I too shouldn’t be allowed to use it.
You're a cinnamon roll, you get a Daedra, you're on fire and frozen somehow, you get put in a Soul Gem...
I don't get the original lmao
I don't get either of them...
person holding the "Wabbajack", a weapon in The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim™ that morphs entities into something else. Very powerful and funny weapon
The dude in front of the cameraperson doesn't now they're about to become a sweet roll
