Botswana threatens to deport 20,000 elephants to Germany
Botswana threatens to deport 20,000 elephants to Germany
I honestly can't tell the difference between real news and satire sometimes.
Botswana as a benevolent steward of the world’s wildlife is a lie. They ban the local people from subsistence hunting but invite the world’s ultra wealthy instead—even though it is the traditions of those local people who preserved those animals since prehistoric times. They now take credit while destroying the cultures who did the real work of protecting that wildlife.
Officials from the southern African country already protested a potential U.K. ban on safari hunters importing trophies, warning in March they would send 10,000 elephants to Hyde Park in London.
So who's paying to ship these 30,000 elephants to Europe?
Because I imagine shipping one elephant would be pretty expensive and I don't think Botswana is a very wealthy country...
I mean isn't Botswana is doing pretty well for itself?
I'm guessing not well enough to transport 30,000 elephants to Europe.
Invasive species indeed!
Is there a US National Park that could take them, I wonder? That would be a sight to behold!
Poor mountain lions would be like "WTF? Can we eat that?" and the elephants would be like "Bitch, we know REAL lions..."
This is the best summary I could come up with:
Botswana’s President Mokgweetsi Masisi has threatened to send 20,000 elephants to Germany as the countries argue over the import of hunting trophies.
Masisi attacked the German federal government, and the environment ministry in particular, led by Green minister Steffi Lemke, for seeking to ban the import of trophies despite Botswana’s overpopulation of elephants.
Officials from the southern African country already protested a potential U.K. ban on safari hunters importing trophies, warning in March they would send 10,000 elephants to Hyde Park in London.
The animal rights organization PETA supports Lemke’s plans to restrict and possibly ban the import, calling trophy hunting “a hobby of rich, jaded people who have more money than morals.”
Botswana should ban trophy hunting entirely and instead rely on photo tourism to generate revenue, the spokesperson added, pointing out that living animals would do more for the country’s image.
The German Association for Animal Welfare called the government’s plans “long overdue” and shared a 2022 report with POLITICO, which argues that such hunts, in fact, exacerbate existing inequalities within society instead of diminishing them.
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Damn immigrant elephants not paying taxes!!
Masisi attacked the German federal government, and the environment ministry in particular, led by Green minister Steffi Lemke, for seeking to ban the import of trophies despite Botswana’s overpopulation of elephants.
"We have a problem we can't control, so that should prevent you from controlling imports of dead animal parts to your country"
"Do you have any idea how expensive it is to maintain nature? Why won't you let us pay for it by letting rich assholes murder beautiful animals?"
lol ok, good luck with the transit