Friendly reminder to not use pokey thing into those grills, use a mounting putty, stick it on there and be satisfied when you pull it off. Same thing if you have wireless earbuds where one ear is a different volume.
35 1 ReplyI thought I was just going deaf.
8 0 ReplyBoth can be true!
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How do I solve a territorial dispute over who owns the one thunderbolt charger when there used to be two?
6 0 ReplyAre you in the US? Then either guns or lawsuit
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Ár jů e VíPíeN jůzr ór uan of d hendfl of Čeks eraund hýr?
26 1 ReplyI'm amazed at just how easily I read that. Good work!
16 0 ReplyJá jsem cizinec.
9 0 ReplySou e forýn nešnelity bat in d Ček Rypablik? Ezen expet óron vekejšn? Ór džast jůzink e Ček proxy sérvis lájke VíPíeN?
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English written in the czech orthography is cursed and i hate it
0 0 ReplyDérizen intájr sabredyt dedykejtyd tu Ingliš rytn in véryjus kérsd órtogrefís: ár-sleš-JuropijanSpeling. Nou Lemy eltérnetyf karntly exisc esfárezáj nou.
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Oh, is Biden injecting 5G into Czechs, too?
26 1 ReplyThrough speakers apparently. Some sound beams. Wait… can speakers produce 5G frequency? O.o
8 0 ReplyMost of them don't go over 20kHz as this is the max a human can hear. The lowest 5G frequenzy is 450MHz, therefore no, even if you would use sound as a medium.
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Nah, just cash. That's why the bills are so cartoony now
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Apprexiate the reminder but I remembered to do this yesterday, thank god!
17 0 ReplyWhat's happening on Saturday
15 0 ReplyThat's when they send the mind control sound. If you don't destroy all the speakers by then, you will be under their control.
20 0 ReplyAh yes, the mind control sound.
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Vampire iPhone, stake through the CPU
14 0 ReplyHas anyone clicked these to see what we must do?
11 0 ReplyOnce out of curiosity.
It's usually an ad ridden article with AI vomit to make it really long that eventually tells you there's a point update in iOS.
29 0 ReplyInstructions seem quite clear- pierce your speaker with a toothpick.
24 0 ReplyInstructions unclear: I have ruptured my eardrum with 1840s style compass
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Stab your speaker.
8 0 ReplyJust hit it with a hammer.
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It's now Saturday. What happened to those who forgot to do this?!?
8 0 ReplyThey died...
9 0 ReplyOh jeez.
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Certain death
2 0 ReplyThey were deleted by their creator.
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Stab stab stabby stab stability stab.
6 0 ReplyIt seems like alternatively you could cross the border to some other country and not have to do this anymore. Slovakia gets all the breaks.
6 0 ReplyWhat real life event is this referencing?
5 0 ReplyAubergine Sunday.
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My wife is a pastry chef and her iPhone holes are full of flour. Is disgusting.
2 0 ReplyThe fuck is this about
2 0 ReplyIt's about making you click
1 0 ReplyI have no idea except in my head I’ve decided it’s about Eurovision.
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