Ya may have read too quickly and missed the double negative. It seems that they would like relations with that bird... if that bird were were a person, and talking dirty botany to them
Edit: and all of botany is dirt-y, when you get to the root of it... I'll see myself out now
Thanks! Sleep well; it's tough on nights though. Thanks for also being pleasant to talk to, and not the typical Reddit troll who is unreasonable over small bits like this.