"Sooner murder an infant in its cradle than nurse unacted desire." I hope Consumer Reports doesn't have an article on how to save money on mushrooms by foraging for them yourself.

And they still want you to pay for reviews.

I'm so lost. What is this post about? Is it about the use of generative AI to write reviews? Was the title text included in the review at one point? Or is it a commentary on car seat reviews in general?