Like a hobbit at second breakfast, I was gonna have to eat my way out.
Naked Sword 2 1/2
Why can I hear 70's porn music when I read that?
Director's Cut
I use the "I just want to tell you (both/all) good luck, we're all counting on you" line irl sometimes.
My humble dream is that one day, before I'm dead, someone will get it.
Surely, one does not just walk into Mordor.
They won't be expecting it, so that's exactly what I plan to do. And don't call me Shirley.
Frodo: We do, and don't call me Shirley
Who are you and how did you get in here?
I'm a wizard, and I'm a wizard.
Looks like I picked the wrong era to stop sniffing glue
One of my favorite lines to drop in normal conversation. Just out of the blue. It really throws people for a loop of they don't get the reference.
Sam: "Go on. Now! Throw it in the fire! What are you waiting for? Just let it go!"
Elrond: "I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you."
I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor!
No you're not, you're Kareem Abdul-Jabbar! You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.
Holy crap, I am laughing out loud, nice
