Mad Palaeontologists
Mad Palaeontologists
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Seems like a valid argument
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If I was younger I'd call him an antisocial psycopath, but tbh we could probably use less people and more dinosaurs...
Only issue is that it has to remain indiscriminate, and maybe move him around the globe a bit.
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more dinosaurs
We've got more than twenty-six billion (and growing) just in chickens alone; I'd say that's more than enough when it comes to dinosaurs.
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Total chad response too.
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The hero we needed.
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Question. Does the dinosaur transformation still cure the cancer?
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If I had cancer, I would see that as an absolute win.
Shit, even as a healthy (if overweight) man approaching middle age, I'd be tempted to volunteer for dino-gene therapy. "You mean I could continue life as I am and watch my health slowly fall apart or I could be a dinosaur? Can I still talk to my family? You know what, nevermind. Where do I sign up?"
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I've never met a dinosaur with cancer
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taps head Can't have cancer if you're fossilized.
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Dinosaur fossils with signs of cancer have been found.
And birds can get cancer too, of course.
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I would like to see how this thing develops, were I can see said comic?
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I read this issue digitally through Marvel Unlimited.
I'm not sure which story arc it was, sorry.
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He could charge for that. I reckon people would queue around the block to be turned into sentient dinosaurs. He could be one rich dino dude with huge fanbase of folks who've got his product and idolize him. That's bound to work out well for everyone...
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Free cancer treatment. You gotta pay to be a dino tho.
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Absolutely. That's the thing that always gets me about so many 'villains', they could inevitability gain their desired ends much more easily by being 'good' but persist in being evil.
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What if cancer could be cured by turning the patient into a dinosaur?
Ever heard of a dino with cancer?
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According to the American Museum of Natural History of New York, depending on the dinosaur species, they didn't have the same pteryx to develop a cancer.
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Pretty sure that's from the spiderman x-men crossover where spiderman becomes a teacher at Xavier's. It's a pretty short run with just a few issues and a really good read imo.
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Mad paleontologist doesn't know that Pterosaurs (which he turned himself into) are not Dinosaurs.
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Maybe it's a self deprecating joke and he's simultaneously calling himself a nobody! /s
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To be fair he said he will turn people into dinosaurs, not himself.
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¿Por que no los dos?
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Please turn me into a dinosaur.
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If you do what you love, you'll never work a day in your life
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it is a difficult choice
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Hmm... skin cancer or be an ankylosaurus?
(also, f-you spell checker for trying to correct ankylosaurus to tyrannosaurus)
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Boomer logic.
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Fun fact this was written by Elliott Kalan comedian/host of the podcast The Flophouse
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That sounds like your average Republican, like literally.
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