You're brain wormed if you think any food is "woke", more so if you think sushi fits that category - its literally raw meat, I thought you guys loved that barbaric "eat raw meat" caveman shit.
Hummus??? Hummus is woke???? Didn't the Israelis love it so much, they tried to claim it as their own?
We're doing "do you condemn hummus?" now? I've literally been saying that as a joke to my partner for the last few months (cause I'm lame and repeat jokes constantly) lmao.
I don't wanna be a food nerd and/or weeb, but no meat is necessary for it to qualify as sushi. The only things required are vinegared rice, nori (dried seaweed), and maybe a third ingredient that's usually vegetables or seafood. The seafood doesn't even need to be raw, like smoked salmon and tempura shrimp are very common sushi ingredients. The main thing that makes it sushi is the rice.
Fish is woke because to catch it I have to sit in a small, cramped boat with my best friend and whenever I see him wipe his sweaty cheeks I want to caress them and give him a kiss and that’s a sin against Jesus
I wonder if this guy has confused internal screeching when he thinks of pizza or spaghetti, food any conservative enjoys but from a foreign country (and I know it's arguable as these two have histories that probably had aspects of them first be developed in other nations; regardless, those places aren't America).
If I had any porky spirit in me, I would sell "historical" meal kits of SS soldier rations to CHUD families.
"Tired of woke food? Want to eat like a real, big, bad man? Start your meal kit subscription to Goebbel up! You and your family will eat REAL food for REAL men!"
Lol, they do make "Doomsday prepper" food buckets that you can buy that costs way more than the shitty food in them. They are essentially MRE kits. I know we are all riffing on the idea but like, there really is a market for it I think. At this point in my life, I'm all for a "grift and go" on stupid food buckets if others wanna get on board too.
The sweet orange, Citrus x sinensis,[10] is not a wild fruit, but arose in domestication in East Asia. It originated in a region encompassing Southern China, Northeast India,[11] and Myanmar.[12]
Central Asia is generally considered the center of origin for apples due to the genetic variability in specimens there.[24]