[Outdated, please look at pinned post] Casual Conversation @lemmy.world orangeNgreen @lemmy.world 10 mo. ago

You can choose a super power, but the first person to reply can name a side effect.

I always thought this was a fun topic. What power would you choose?

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Stop any confrontation by yelling "enough!"
The power to stop/start time at will while still able to move & interact with stuff
Wherever I am, everything becomes peaceful. Nations at war start peace talks. Long standing conflicts are immediately solved.
The ability to speak and translate between any languages
The power of anti-cheeto dust fingers.
The power to be happy.
Immunity to side effects. I can take any drug, and it only does the thing it is meant to do. 😤
Immunity to internet-reply-based side effects
The power to manifest any desired food in any quantity
How bout the power... to move you.
I’ll go first. The power to always know a person’s next move.
The ability to resolve any kind of conflict!
Ability to controls technology with my mind.
You have the power to make people instantly be extremely hungry
Ability to eliminate others side effects.
Shape-shifting
The power to travel through time, at the speed of regular time
Omnipotence!
The power to control gravity at the atomic and cosmic scale
The power to change stoplights from red to green (and back again)
Free frogurt with your choice of toppings.
The power to choose my own side effect
The power to send messages to your past self
The power to have ghost doctors from the 1750s perform really bad srs on anyone who tries to think of a bad consequence of me having this power.
to turn invisible for as long as one likes
I can inflict my current emotional state at will on other people of my choosing.
Shape shifting
I will always have full knowledge of everything and know how to do anything
I can summon whatever food and drink I want in the moment
Be able to have multiple save slots, change the outcomes of a timeline then save it within a savefile, and being able to bring items from different savefiles to the others. Would be cool to collect different iterations of games and movies.
The power to teleport 1m forwards.
the power to make plants grow faster
Dying on command.
Time&space travel
Powe of kicking cures diabetes.
Telekinesis.
Shapeshifting
Thanos snap that targets right wingers.

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