NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works PugJesus @lemmy.world 7 mo. ago

Here comes the FUEL OwO

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Killroy was here.
- Luna
OwO what’s this? Nuzzles radar array—how's your signal strength, over? Your engines are emitting some serious warmth. 🛩️ *Scans fuel intake* 🛢️ A bulge? Roger that, ground control. Someone's happy in the hangar today. 😎 Nuzzles your sleek fuselage, purring like a Pratt & Whitney engine. ⚙️ *Cleaning the cockpit glass* You're so big, radar signature is off the charts! Rubs your aerodynamic curves—it's like your airframe doesn't know when to quit. 🎯 *Locks on target* Kisses you, then licks your necky—mommy likies, indeed. I hope the chief engineer approves of my maneuvers. *Flight control override engaged* I've got an itch, ground crew. A seven-meter itch, to be precise. Can you assist? Squirms and wags my wings. 🛬 *Emergency descent protocol* Permission to be punished, sir? Runs my ailerons down your fuselage, bites my lip—this is gonna be one wild barrel roll. 🔄 *Full afterburner* Paws on your bulge, eyes glowing like HUD displays. I'm thirsty, and it's not for aviation fuel. *Unbuttons your pants, licks the shaft* Mmmm, oily goodness. Drools all over your daddy meat. Fondles Mr. Fuzzy—yes, I love the joystick. 🕹️ *Inhales deeply* Oh, God—punish me, daddy! Nyea~ Squirms and wiggles, loving your oily essence. Bites my lip again. *Engaging vertical climb* Please, punish me. Licks my lips, savoring your goodness. Eyes roll back as you go deep - give me your G-force! *Supersonic moans* Suckles your control stick, oscillating wildly. 🥵
- I'm so glad this will be fed into Google AI to aid in results for Aircraft refuelling. It is very relevant and important for all things regarding aircraft and fuel.
- If this hasn't been posted to NCD, it needs to go there. Like right now.
  
  Sir, this is NCD
i was in my underwear and fursuit head at a room party at a furcon and someone's oncall pager went off (in 2019) and it turned out every fucking furry in this twenty person wreathe worked in either aerospace engineering or maintenance except me the lowly software baby
- As a department lead, I was invited to a party to celebrate all the IT engineers they just hired. Theyd be in charge of managing our servers and hardware. These were dudes (and gals) who probably had more degrees than most companies combined, and probably build OSes for fun.
  
  One of them wore a shirt with a animal on it, and a non-tech made a bad joke about furries. They all just stared daggers at him.
  
  that non-tech spent the next 3 years wondering why every single internal service would fail for him in particular
the fuck does owo mean
- uwu
  
  qwq
  
  👉👈
  
  The duck does uwu means?
- Be careful what you ask for
  
  Not once have I heard owo used in the loli community, mind you I put a fair amount of effort to keep out of those spaces but they can be fairly... leaky
  
  Furries on the other hand use it constantly
- It's meant to look like eyes and a nose
  
  Mouth*
- So did you ever find out?
  
  still in the dark
I know there's a big joke about furries running the IT world but I know a huge number of them in aviation, too.
- There is a high degree of overflow between those with high functioning Autism, furies and those that like jobs that deal with complex systems.
ÒwÓ
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We need sharpie scrawl analysis. Is this all one edgelord over many years...or hundreds over one year?
- You can't stop us all
  
  God as my witness I'm ÒwÓ'ing that jet
Think we know how furries earn a living now
- They work in sys admin and SRE roles. Idk who the rogue OwOer is, but they must have flunked out of university.
  
  Probably someone that had enough of Sys Admining and thought: "Fuelling planes sounds chill."
  I myself, I would say, am about 2 years away from that point.
  
  There's also a suspicious amount of furries in the engineering field, including aerospace.
  
  Whole lotta yiffin goin on
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this claim seems likely fake; however, given the two pictures, i know for certain that at least two airplanes somewhere in the world that have ÒwÓ written on them, and that makes me happy
K0W0 is the identifier for the seaplane airport in Seattle's Lake Union

Amusing given how many furries are in the Seattle area
- The town I grew up in has an AM radio station with call letters WEEB.
Any truth to this?
- God I hope so.
- If the aviation industry is anything like the Air Force than yes. So much yes.
- As an entirely un-related party with no further knowlage I can confirm that yeah, it definitly happened.
  
  My source? I just want to believe man
- It would only take 2-3 people doing this consistently at some major airport to tag a majority of passenger planes over several years

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