Major cause of inflammatory bowel disease found

This kind of discovery is really cool to hear about.

But the impatient part of my brain really hates to read stuff like "hoping to start human trials within five years". Gotta be careful and do it right and all that. But my monkey brain wants that Star Trek medicine now where I go in with literally anything and almost all of it is curable and a lot of it with only some sort of non-evasive tool while I am young enough to benefit from it.