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i once left a potato in a bag inside of a cupboard and forgot about it, until 6 months later one of its vines pushed open the cupboard door.
Tap root finds your motionless foot at your computer desk as you endlessly and mindlessly scroll through the internet.
Potato: this will do
irish creation myth
the thing
I love Kurt Russell.
Literally the first thing I thought of when I saw the potato. The dog kennel scene.
My mom made fun of me when I was a child because I called potatoes tumors instead of tubers.
NO, MOM, I WAS RIGHT!!
Kill it with F(r)ire! (okay, this one only works spoken, not written)
Resistance is futile
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