Ankylosaurus is the coolest land dinosaur. I'd love to see an Ankylosaurus smack the side of a bus with its giant rock tail.
39 0 ReplyPlus, it's fun to say.
9 0 ReplyYeah but how big are it's ankyls?
4 0 ReplySize isn't everything!- An excellent point to make on the first date, to manage expectations.
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Bruh, Stegosaurus is cool! They have Thagomizers!
24 0 ReplyAt least she named a dinosaur
21 0 Replymaybe for a first date.. a good follow up question is to ask how you think their favorite dinosaur had sex, and what their mating rituals were like.. and what they sounded like during sex.. and then start making those sounds very loudly in the restaurant. then brief pause and loudly compliment the chef.
17 0 Replythen brief pause and loudly compliment the chef.
Last time I did this everyone in the movie theater just told me to shut up.
12 0 ReplyHow many times do we got to remind you the people on the big screen aren't really there
They can't hear you
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If you can pick a favorite dinosaur you don't know enough dinosaurs. They're all cool.
12 0 ReplyHello, triceratops? Jeez.
11 0 ReplyTriceratops haters often like to point out that their horns broke relatively easily, while chads note that means the triceratops looks even cooler.
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Call me basic, but of all the dinosaurs I've tasted chicken's probably my favourite. 🤷‍♂️
10 0 ReplyEmu and ostrich are fantastic. Peacock isn't nearly as good as chicken.
5 0 ReplyYup ostrich is great
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Parasaurolophus is the choice dino
9 0 ReplyDon't we have some idea about T-Rex?
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Ankylosaurus is the correct answer.
6 0 ReplyStegosaurus was my favorite dinosaur as a kid, then I learned they have very small brains in proportion to their size, so that put me off. lol
5 0 ReplyThis is weird because I did the exact same stegosaurus 180 as a kid as well due to them being dumb. Then i decided brachiosaurus was the shit for being big and chill.
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5 0 ReplySteganosaurus isnt quite as mundane
3 0 ReplyLeast autistic 4chan post
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