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Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml DEFCON 201 @hostux.social 1 yr. ago

Fuck, Marry, Kill?

Fuck, Marry, Kill?

@defcon @programmerhumor #devsec #devops #progtamming #coding #typescrup #rust #rustlang #golang @TypeScript @rust @golang

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@defcon201 @defcon @programmerhumor @TypeScript @rust @golang

Fuck Go, marry Rust, throw TS to the dogs! 🤣
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Fuck Javascript!
Marry Javascript!
Kill Javascript!
- Bro gets it
CommunityLinkFixer bot is gonna have a field trip on this one 😭🤣

I'm not familiar with Go or Rust but...

K Go (made by Google), F TypeScript, M Rust
Fuck TypeScript, Marry Rust, Kill Go.
Fuck Rust

Marry Rust

Kill Rust (struggling with borrow checker and lifetimes btw)
C C C

Gosh, I love and hate C.
Hot take:
Fuck TS, marry Go, kill Rust.
- So what's your Go compiler and browser written in?
  
  I was under the impression that the Go compiler was written in C/C++, though don't quote me on this one. My browser however is Firefox, so touché on that one.
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- TypeScript is far more widely-used than Go.
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Kill TypeScript, then stomp on its dead body, burn it to ashes, put it in a lead container and send it to the bottom of the Mariana Trench.

Fuck or Marry either of the other two.
Ummm, did you like... wait 6 years just to post this?
Fuck go

Marry typescript

Kill rust
Kill typescript, fuck rust, marry go
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@defcon201 @defcon @programmerhumor @TypeScript @rust @golang

Fuck TS, marry Rust, kill Go (but only because I have to kill one, never used it)
- So you’ve used TS and wouldn’t opt to kill it?!
  
  Tbh I’ve only used JS and don’t know how different JS and TS are outside the typing.
  
  @NightAuthor 😅 I'd kill JS in a heartbeat, and you wouldn't even need to ask me. TBH I'd kill any language
  
  But there's a world of difference with TS, typings and compile-time checks make it a very nice and robust language to work with
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fuck ts, marry go, kill rust (no language should have magic returns...and its pretty close to unreadable)
- I wish implicit returns could be turned into an error in the configs of a project. It was impopular at the time and probably still is outside of Rust, it permeated through every control structure because of how the language is designed, but the worst part is how unnecessary it was
  
  It would've cost nothing not to do it
  
  It would've made no one upset
  
  Now Rust is the only language to do what it does - and it has this shit in it

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