Honestly, would be a way funnier character for a sorc.
Mom was a bard, now you're going from ancient dragon to ancient dragon demanding paternity tests for back child support.
"WHO DARES AWAKEN THELDORAK THE DOOM IN EMBERS‽‽‽"
"Did you meet Rhonda about 20 years ago?"
"Oh shit you know Rhonda‽....oh.....oh damn it."
First time I've seen an interrobang used correctly here. 10/10 would bang.
god I wish that was me
Same.
I'm not even lonely!
I’m married buuuuuutt
Source?
Tiefling Melissa
Is this from something?
It plays on the backstory of Freddy Krüger. It was in the 3rd or 4th Nightmare on Elm Street movie.
Teifling Melissa
Mark NSFW, please
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Can confirm, I filmed them.
I figured since it didn't actually show anything it would be fine. I edited to mark it NSFW.
He got a boner at work
How is this even NSFW? Some people are just weird
The words “run a train” in the second panel was too much for you?? It wasn’t even separated or emphasized. Perhaps it was the word “nutted”?
Let me guess, you also censor yourself and say things like f***? Maybe you should get off the internet if you need words hidden away
