Can't get my truck insured because it's a POS.
Still love the truck though
Even when my car was running and it had bad rust damage and the tires were shot I was insured. Imagine a 100k car not being insurable, lol. lmao
I’m guessing it’s because if your rust bucket has a claim they only have to pay out a tiny bit of money, while these pieces of shit are unreliable and expensive to repair.
I've been telling people about cybertruck owners posting about getting their insurance canceled or not renewed since friends of mine in Tampa keep seeing them. Basically, "if you see one on the road stay away because it's likely not insured".
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After this winter I suspect you won't be able to insure it in the midwest and northeast.
There’s one I’ve seen a couple times in Northern Virginia, it has water spots and is already yellowing ¯\(ツ)/¯
From what I understand the body panels are all different so they all weather at different rates. Great news to find out after learning you can't wash the thing or it will void the warranty.
https://subium.com/profile/niedermeyer.io/post/3kv5dxoqq7622
Was with Geico for 20 years. 0 claims. My R8 was $1300/6 months with them. Back in February they quoted cybertruck at $3k/6 months. Finally went with progressive for $1441.
What I want to know is why you would ever sell your R8 for a cyber truck?
I hate that it bothers me, but I just can’t put myself in the mindset of these people.
R8
I risk a struggle session here to speak so favorably about a car that probably costs ~$160,000 but I just googled that and I have to say it's a sexy beast.
"Tesla insurance" sounds like The Onion.
Tesla insurance is the mvp if you live in CA. Cheaper than mercury for me (and Mercury is almost always the cheapest for me)
That’s really impressive. That company is just trying to fully vertically integrate
they could be involved in shorting TSLA and keeping these things on the road to try to maximize the body count
They hate the truck because it's based and redpilled and geico is woke and blue pilled.
the truck owners are asleep bc it has autopilot. normie wagecuck drivers have to be literally woke to even go anywhere. choke on that commie
I just got a quote from Geico for a Cybertruck to add to my policy. It was about the same as to add a model s and less than a. Model x by 100 per 6 months
You can get the quote without an issue, but when it comes time finalize it, reportedly it won’t be possible. Let me know though if it works out.
Tesla fanboys and florida vacationers being the first people to get booted off of privatized property insurance might be the best way to start the era of climate disaster. The only way this would be better is if all the newly uninsured cybertrucks are in florida for a IRL meetup when a hurricane sweeps them all into the ocean.
No shit, the lizardmen are always tryna keep a whiteboy down
Geico is another one of those us company names that just baffles my Anglo brain.
Is it just the result of 8 billion corporate mergers and Geico is the soulless name that just happened to be spat out the end?
It was originally an acronym, Government Employees Insurance Company.
But they have a cute gecko mascot!
I avoid ads like the plague so the first time I learned about it was in a Reddit thread. I'm American but I never felt less American my whole life. I had no idea what Geico was and why it/they had a mascot. Somebody called it the "Geico lizard" which outraged some Redditors who corrected the OP by telling them repeatedly it was a gecko. When I googled - I had a good laugh. My guess was that it was anime related or maybe something related to a band maybe? I'll never understand how passionate Americans can be about a marketing tool.
What if he had insurance but it was for the fellas?
Oh shit we've excluded half the population, change the letters slightly
It truly is the Florida of cars
this mf bought a cybertruck and got insurance from fucking geico lmao
Masterful gambit epic sir
I had Geico insure my CT on March then this month they just increase 200$/month premium so i switched to Tesla
I know all insurance companies want to save money but i feel that a Tesla operated insurance has more incentives to save money and falsely conclude that defects and damages arent Tesla’s fault.
I need to google other sayings that basically mean "they aren't the sharpest tools in the shed". I've worn that one out when it comes to the Cybertruck. I'm sort of in awe at how stupid, clueless, and naïve they are.
Not the stiffest dick in the sauna.
Trying to ice skate uphill.
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