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Too many posers

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I listen to Harley Davidson, regardless of whether I’d like to or not.

And their owners make extra sure of it.
- That's not the gif I expected...
  
  Absolute classic outta Oakland California
- LoUd pIpEs SaVe LiVeS!!!!!!
  
  My god is that an actual saying? Your average motorbike is more than loud enough as it is!
- Name three songs!!!
  
  Potato Potato, Where's That Oil Coming From, In the Back of the Pickup Again
  
  Well my favorite is tttrpprprprptprtprprtpTRTtPPpTTrTtRpPpPpPpPpPppPP
  
  They all sound the same tbh
- https://youtu.be/ylhsbfQTPDQ
- Just leaving this here
- I used to think the same thing, but then I met my husband who rides, and now I do too. The way he explained it to me is that you need people to hear you, they may not always see you, you at least get a second chance to not get ran over if they can hear you.
  
  And he lied.
  
  If "loud pipes save lives" was actually true, they'd point them forwards.
  
  there's a difference between being heard and
  
  #BEING FUCKING HEARD
  
  you don't need the latter to stay alive.
  
  There are few things I hate more than unnecessarily loud bikes. I could care less what the justification might be. Most people hate this shit, and nobody is impressed.
I listen to Harley Davidson whether I want to or not since everyone who plays him does so at maximum volume.
- Just like Subaru wrx! Except those always come with the acoustics of a lawnmower and a bag of pop corn...
  
  I don't get how loud pops are desirable or even good. I once heard a 2k generator make those noises and the muffler literally exploded shortly after.
Fun fact 90% of all Harley's are still on the road, the other 10% made it home.
Really, you're a Harley Davidson fan? Name three of his songs.
- Brrrp brrrp bbbbb
- The Little Dick Boogie, Nobody Loves Me Anymore and I'll Fuck My Bike Before I'd Fuck You (But Thats Only Because I'm Sexually Attracted To My Motorbike And Not To You)
  
  You forgot "I'm an overgrown manchild who thinks making loud noises is appreciated by the population at large"
Nobody wants to listen to this. Spread the word, please.
Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man can sing

https://youtu.be/TAIk6lcVAKM?si=YE21jkSyV8b5aKst
Harley Poe
- Hell yeah someone mentioning Harley Poe out in the wild
That would be so utterly cringy if that was a true statement made.
I remember a comedy sketch. A guy is walking down the street when a uniformed captain interrupts him angrily and asks why he's not at work. The captain drags him to the docks and puts him to work. Turns out the guy is wearing a shirt with a generic print like 'Navy Club Est. 1972' - Does anyone remember where this is from?
Of course I listen to that son of a bitch.
Her, surely?
- Harley, son of David.
https://youtu.be/s3Z2MlJLd24

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