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9iNez @lemmy.world

12mo ago

remember to set the jed after jinner

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There ain't no sleeping happening under those jeets. Better bring a jondom.
- Jondoms, the machine-washable way to safely enjoy a jorgasm.
  
  Yeah it's very... Breathable.

I'm sleeping in the jocket.
- The jillow jocket? Or the juvet jocket?
  
  The jillows have those annoying fake "jockets" unfortunately

What the hell did I miss? Why is everything jeans on Lemmy?
- It's the next beans
- Jou don't know?! Casual

Careful ladies, a bed that virile can get you pregnant just by looking at it!

This is the most Canadian bedroom I've ever jeen

Just call me Britney

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