Baseball is occult

A more modern guide: https://xkcd.com/540/

Some chimpanzee archeologist in 1483325 AD digging up this picture:

"OOOOOOooOOOOoooo ooooOOOOOoooOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHHHHH"

Translation: "This is clearly a visual representation of the Great Diamonds in the Sky, as evidenced by the picture of Lucy on the left and Lucille on the right, and the ceremonial robes and staves of the Order of the Beetles."

Literal angels in the outfield. Fucking kidding me