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Sjmarf @sh.itjust.works

1y ago

Something big

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Beef Stroganoff has invaded Poland.
- Sir, a second beef stronagov has hit the world trade center.
- Beef Stroganoff has won the FIFA World Cup

Notify me when they invent Beef Stroganon
- I get the original joke, but I also couldn't help but read it as "Beef Stro-Ganon" and imagining what that Zelda boss fight would look like.
  
  Breath of the Wild introduced cooking, with the amount of magic involved in that world it's only a matter of time before it goes wrong.
- I've tried this play on words with like 5 different people and it never gets a rise out of anyone. People have turned into unfeeling automatons.
  
  Are you sure they weren’t automatoffs?
  
  Nah, it's probably your delivery.

At first I thought the meme was that "Daily" was checked.
"New reporting in... beef stroganoff remains the same as yesterday. Still delicious."

Only daily? I want hourly updates about beef stroganoff, dammit!
- Thank you for subscribing to Beef Stroganoff Facts!
  Did you know that beef stroganoff is named after one of the members of the influential Stroganov family? A legend attributes its invention to French chefs working for the family, but several researchers point out that the recipe is a refined version of older Russian dishes.
  
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Scientists invent Double Beef Stroganoff. More on this story at 11.

It's always fun getting paid by Google for not being a parent to a child in my household.
Is funny how often they ask.
They seem to check if I'm still married each month as well. Easy money.
- I'd be a little worried about what my spouse was googling if Google kept wondering if I'd been divorced yet.
  
  Google: Hey, how's it going with Samantha, you guys good?
  Me: Great, why do you ask?
  Google, nervously: Ah, no reason bro. Just checking. You guys are so great for each other btw.
- How much do you earn from this stuff?
  
  About $0.10 - $0.15 each time they ask.

Apparently Brazilians make a variation of beef stroganoff that uses ketchup. If I had been signed up for these alerts I could have done something to stop that.
- I don't really like ketchup, but as a Brazilian I'm happy you did nothing to stop us. Our Stroganoff is amazing

Ah, so this is where the memes come from. I was wondering why there were so many in my morning feed XD
- Something big happened

she strogan me off til I beef

BEHOLD!
Beef Stroganoff II!
- Beef boogaloo
- Babe, wake up.

Jan Misali's 2022 Toki Pona language cover of the Symphogear "Beef Stroganoff" song is nearing its 40,000th view on YouTube. Whether this entertaining deconstruction of a beef Stroganoff recipe will reach this milestone of popularity this year or next remains to be seen. "Moku Sutolokanopu" is the most popular song about beef Stroganoff of the 2020s thus far, and the most popular song about beef Stroganoff in the Toki Pona language of all time.
That concludes this year's big Stroganews. Thank you for your attention.
- The hero we need.
- Here's Burn My Shadow by UNKLE. A related song (apparently).

Beef Stroganoff has stolen your girl

I need real-time updates on my beef stroganoff

Define "something big", mr google.
- Is your safe search enabled?
  
  No, mr google. Please define "something big"

What do you call a cow when it's masturbating?
Beef strokin' off.

She beefing on my stroga until i noff
- Beefjob tutorial please

"'cause baby I'm stroganoff to live with out you, stroganoff..."

Beef Stroganoff wins the 2023 Ballon d'Or, mystifying football fans and chefs alike
- More like GOAT stroganoff amirite

As an adult, god damn stroganoff is fucking goog
- Creamy, beefy, mushroomy. What more could you want?

Just got in. Did something happen?
- Due to a genetic change in salmonella, beef stroganoff has decimated the world population since you were last online. It's still really tasty, though.
  
  So this is how it all ends, isn't it?

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