The Donald HAS essentially paid EJC for services rendered, albeit very belatedly

I actually moved on to other hobbies, beginning in the early 10s. Acquiring a working knowledge of explosives, along with discovering just how vulnerable churches and synagogues are, prompted me to expand my horizons

"The drug war in Mexico has come to resemble actual warfare"

It's about fucking time. For forty years now, we've been misusing the word "war" in reference to drug policy and the cartels. It's way past time for the key players to start living up to the name

SA gets a bad rap. Had we relied on consent alone to maintain our species, we wouldn't have made it through The Stone Age

Referring to two chicks out of the entire human race in less than flattering language is hardly bashing womankind as a whole

E. Jean Carrol didn't have to take shit from Trump back when this incident allegedly happened either. Last anyone heard, girl wasn't trying on a straight jacket in that dressing room, and could've decked him. Or, if this wasn't practical, headbutted, kicked, or bitten him

I'm far more similar to Harm than Bud

Girl's turned out to be more of a floozy than the truck stop bunny who left her at my front door back in 2012. The Donald can have her, free of charge

The following research https://youtu.be/FEM-r3YWKZg?si=G_qu_Un6uqVV5fzO may actually turn out to be replicaable. And in an era where more and more Americans devote their every waking hour to binge watching and playing video games, fewer and fewer of us will be capable of comprehending comedy of the most gallows variety

Depends entirely upon whether or not he hands me a few million bucks, in exchange for letting him put his fingers inside me

You really believe it's healthier for us to pretend that we're weaker than we are?

In the not too distant past, when we were over tye age of 18 and got felt up by someone we didn't fancy, we saw this as an obnoxious experience, and didn't dwell on it, much less pretend to be "traumatized". Today, entirely too many of us are pretending to be more fragile than fine china

Supposed adults are no longer content to claim they were "traumatized" by hearing words they found objectionable. We have to regress even further, by claiming that we were "sexually abused", even when we were 30something years of age at the time of the incident

Not denying those boys steroids could've prevented them losing 7-1

Porter and Katie Holmes need to start a podcast now

Earns points for skillful wordsmithing, if nothing else

Let's take bets: How long before The President of Ukraine issues the following public statement: "Pope Francis... We Ukranians have heard your suggestion, and propose a trade. We'll raise our white flag to Russia, when every last one of your priests permanently lays off the boy raping, and all your nuns start diddling each other, instead of all those little girls who've ended up in their clutches"

More simple explanation: So few people take part in local politics, the most base of our citizenry end up in office

I don't feel the need to correct anyone, EXCEPT when it comes to myths about date rape drugs. Most people still believe that roofies are the Rolls Royces of seduction, when in reality, chloroform remains The Gold Standard. Ever since our society began shunning manual labor back in The 1960s, shoving a chemical-soaked rag over the mouth and nose over the girl you fancy fell out of favor, despite the fact this remains the most effective way of charming her pants and underroos off

Fault a guy for trying to make his fellow humans feel better